TOPIC: 50 Word story contest

[align=center:3fi3pwxk]Yes one and all, its a contest! All you need to do is write a short story of 50 words or less about the server!
RULES:
You only get one shot!
No offensive content!
MIN WORDS: 10
MAX WORDS: 50
You only get ONE shot, once your are disqualified, you are for good!

PRIZE: Risen 2, Sacred 2 Gold, Saints Row 2, and Saints Row: The Third!

Entries: Raiding Story - pjread01
A New Zarpian in Town - Arglebagle
The mutant massacre - Terramorphus
Copycat - Smallville[/align:3fi3pwxk]

[font=impact:tqax4acv]A New Zarpian in Town[/font:tqax4acv]
One day, a man decided to play DarkRP. he searched the servers with glee, when he stumbled upon something named Zarp and the name played his heart like a harp. He went on the server and to no surprise, It was fucking awesome

50 shades of ZARP
"Do it" Konth said when asked whether to ban a mass RDMer. "What about if he changes" replys Agent as he moves towards Konth in a cat like pose. "What are you doing?!" Konth asks as Agent cannot control his actions as he leaps onto Konth rubbing his keyboard & Monitor.

Artyom Barlow wrote:
Oh my God xD. That is the best parody I've ever heard. I would automatically make you win.

pjread01 wrote: Awww thanks

Artyom Barlow wrote: Disqualified!

That is 51 Words

Artyom Barlow wrote:
I do not approve this!

Okay this is a note; this is not part of the story. Please read this in Morgan Freeman's voice, and I assume the title doesn't count towards the word count? Also, not including the title, there is 50 words, check on microsoft word!

Raiding Story

The thieves had a chance to get their printers from the all-powerful Agentlulz. As they sneaked into his base, and killed The Great Konth, agent warned them about the almighty VIP's, they were scared. But they killed him anyway

pjread01 wrote:

Exrobite The Rich! wrote:
Is double posting necessary?

Exrobite The Rich! wrote: & Is not a word

Konth wrote: Fixed
Artyom Barlow wrote: It means and, which is a word.

Yeah but so does , in a sense

Artyom Barlow wrote: No it doesn't, one is a punctuation symbol used to mark a break in a sentence, one is a symbol representing the word and, which counts as a word.

Fine whatever, you bought them for £1 XD

Artyom Barlow wrote: $1 actually

I am sorry

BUMP
Just sayin'

[font=comic sans ms:29piff3s]The mutant massacre[/font:29piff3s]

It all started on a lovely morning. The city was awakening, and the mutants, didn't sleep that night, because they had a very big plan on... They would go on the surface to revenge themselves for the mutation, so they went to the surface and killed every cop they found.

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OFF STORY INFO; In this story, the mutants of the massacre were mutated by experiments of the cops, so that's why they just killed the cops and they only sleep one day each 10 days.

Also there's 50 exact words whitout the title. (BTW How do the prize thing work? You didnt explain that pal. Is the winner get all of them or if there's like 4 winners each one can choose 1 game or what?)

Terramorphous wrote: 1 guy gets em all.