My beef with Nicholas
3 months 6 days ago #1424507
Today I was minding my own business until the most melanated they/them (pins estrogen in their ass) approached me, addressing themselves as Nicholas Igga. Nicholas then pulled out a glock and shot me 14 times in the chest screaming out "DONT QUESTION SAM THE SAUSAGE'S MATURITY." To this day, I have not recovered and now view Sam the Sausage as one of the most mature stallions to roam this earth.