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TOPIC: shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson

shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1419978

First off, I'd like to congratulate Sam The Sausage for his pre-frontal, temporal, and parietal lobotomy. He is now a world renowned tranq dealer in the bible belt. Jusu finally became black where it matters after clicking on a penile enlargement ad on PornHub™ . Lastly, and most importantly, Lerpson has upped his methamphetamine consumption from 32 mg/d to 57 mg/d (orally to anally).

Honorable mentions - 350 stopped his out of control ketamine consumption, for a better alternative, crack laced with datura. This made him a functional director of the Chicago slums.

Final remarks - ChuteUK and I have been mending our distressed relationship after he banned me from the Zarpgaming Official Discord Server™ a few weeks ago while I was off the grid.

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The following user(s) said Thank You: narexa, Sam the Sausage, Lerpson, CEO of Business, roll sb

shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1419980

roll sb wrote: on the grid A wise man once said (Martin Luther King Jr, black), "if one is always on the grid then he is never off, as the grid will slowly move to where one is."	Jaden. Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 1948 Thanks received: 1044 Karma: 52
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1420011

Such a way with words you have Jaden, thank you for this.	narexa Offline Divine Boarder Posts: 8287 Thanks received: 4844 Karma: 252
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1420020

Fuck jusu Congratz everyone else or something	BCAT Offline Gold Boarder Future deathrun owner Posts: 1683 Thanks received: 674 Karma: -12
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1420021

Sam The Sausage has been real quiet after the government found out about his falsified birth certificates.	Jaden. Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 1948 Thanks received: 1044 Karma: 52
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 year 3 months ago #1420174

i knew sam the sossig couldn't be trusted	catboy sven ツ Offline Adept Boarder Respected Zarp Contributor Posts: 7199 Thanks received: 1545 Karma: -45
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