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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1419978

First off, I'd like to congratulate Sam The Sausage for his pre-frontal, temporal, and parietal lobotomy. He is now a world renowned tranq dealer in the bible belt. Jusu finally became black where it matters after clicking on a penile enlargement ad on PornHub™ . Lastly, and most importantly, Lerpson has upped his methamphetamine consumption from 32 mg/d to 57 mg/d (orally to anally).

Honorable mentions - 350 stopped his out of control ketamine consumption, for a better alternative, crack laced with datura. This made him a functional director of the Chicago slums.

Final remarks - ChuteUK and I have been mending our distressed relationship after he banned me from the Zarpgaming Official Discord Server™ a few weeks ago while I was off the grid.
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The following user(s) said Thank You: narexa, Sam the Sausage, Lerpson, CEO of Business, roll sb

shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1419979

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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1419980

roll sb wrote:
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A wise man once said (Martin Luther King Jr, black), "if one is always on the grid then he is never off, as the grid will slowly move to where one is."
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1420011

Such a way with words you have Jaden, thank you for this.
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1420020

Fuck jusu Congratz everyone else or something
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1420021

Sam The Sausage has been real quiet after the government found out about his falsified birth certificates.
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 week ago #1420046

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Fuck jusu Congratz everyone else or something
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shoutout sam the sausage, jusu, and lerpson 1 month 1 day ago #1420174

i knew sam the sossig couldn't be trusted :whistle: :pinch:
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