maddox wrote:
Markus wrote:
Things to do in london; Leave. Anywhere else in the UK is better
Correction: anywhere that isnt
brighton, luton, milton keynes or hull is better
Fuck off mate I love sea life.
Idk mate if you're not from england I reckon you gotta adapt to our culture.
Go to a spoons and question why the bog is upstairs and drink way more than you ever would normally
Complain about everyone who is different from you
Just hand over you wallet, you'll be stabbed over a tenner it's not worth it
China town if you wanna see drunk brits being racist and doing "the eyes"
Go sports direct and grab a pair of trainers
Stand outside Buckingham palace with a "Andrew is a pedo" sign
Get into a pub fight
Trade a pack of rich tea biscuits for a shag from a chick who has 3 teeth (2 of them are in her pocket)
Go to a corner shop and call the fella running it "Bossman"
Go to a chicken shop and get the shits
Be racist
Drink a room temp carling
Get a tesco meal deal (I don't know why this hasn't been suggested)
Avoid tourist trap shops that are still selling stuff with the queen on
Don't go brixton
Don't go luton (jmt)
Idk whats left mate. Good luck hope you live!