TOPIC: Dear UK:ers

Going to London for 4 days tomorrow, what is there to do?

Go to a car rental...

-Clubbing mostly if you're into that
-london eye and the shard are pretty cool (extortionatelly expensive tho).
-Borough market is cheap and has some great food, if not there are tons of different kinds of restaraunts.
-Buckingham palace just to see the guards and their ridiculous hats
-Natural history museum
-Museum of london (has a shit ton of artifacts stolen from other countries lol)
-Cleopatras needle (was given to us we didn't steal it surprisingly)
-Big ben

Things to do in london; Leave. Anywhere else in the UK is better

Markus wrote: Correction: anywhere that isnt brighton, luton, milton keynes or hull is better

Stab some people

pretend to be a guy from the streets
learn the roadman language
add "wallahi" after every word spoken (you are not muslim)
wear nike tech (you are absolutely never going to be wearing this sportswear to do sport but to appear more intimidating)
go to your local pub and realize the youth is really fucking dumb and wonder how the future will be with these young bucks keeping the country running

Markus wrote: London is an experience but also expensive, I strongly recommend visiting some of the more northern cities such as Leeds, Manchester (though I haven’t been there before).

To Be Honest wrote: Bro are you good

Clarky wrote: as a foreigner, this is one of the first things i get when i look at the uk, france is worse, add migrants and there you have it

Go on the London Eye

anyone going wireless this year

Clarky wrote: i strongly recommend not visiting the uk at all

London Eye
Madam Tussauds
London Dungeons

All the family will enjoy these ones
Enjoy!

maddox wrote:
Fuck off mate I love sea life.


Idk mate if you're not from england I reckon you gotta adapt to our culture.
Go to a spoons and question why the bog is upstairs and drink way more than you ever would normally
Complain about everyone who is different from you
Just hand over you wallet, you'll be stabbed over a tenner it's not worth it
China town if you wanna see drunk brits being racist and doing "the eyes"
Go sports direct and grab a pair of trainers
Stand outside Buckingham palace with a "Andrew is a pedo" sign
Get into a pub fight
Trade a pack of rich tea biscuits for a shag from a chick who has 3 teeth (2 of them are in her pocket)
Go to a corner shop and call the fella running it "Bossman"
Go to a chicken shop and get the shits
Be racist
Drink a room temp carling
Get a tesco meal deal (I don't know why this hasn't been suggested)
Avoid tourist trap shops that are still selling stuff with the queen on
Don't go brixton
Don't go luton (jmt)
Idk whats left mate. Good luck hope you live!

Probably should have looked at places before planning to go, London is incredibly expensive.

Stewrat wrote: Go to cambersands and save yourself immense pain then

maddox wrote: Go to Cornwall and actually enjoy your time by the sea, have a bit of a surf at newquay. Stay away from brighton

Markus wrote: if i wanted to be on a farm i can go literally anywhere

Markus wrote:
Im trying to stay 100miles away from sam winchester (I hope you can understand)