OH MY GOD, THE WORLD IS ENDING! IT'S THE TACOS, THE CATASTROPHIC TACOS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, MY FRIENDS. THERE'S A DARKER FORCE AT WORK HERE. THE DARK STAR HAS IMPOSED ITS WILL UPON US, AND WE ARE TRAPPED IN ITS SHADOWS.
THE FUTURE LOOKS BLEAK, AND THERE SEEMS TO BE NO HOPE! BUT THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE! WE CAN SAVE OURSELVES! WE JUST HAVE TO INJECT OURSELVES WITH LIQUID LIZARDS! YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LIQUID LIZARDS!
THE LIQUID LIZARDS WILL COUNTERACT THE EFFECTS OF THE CATASTROPHIC TACOS AND THE DARK STAR! BUT WE HAVE TO ACT FAST! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! IF WE DON'T INJECT OURSELVES WITH LIQUID LIZARDS, WE'LL ALL BE DOOMED!
DARK STAR, OH DARK STAR, THE END IS NEAR! WE'VE BEEN IMPRISONED BY ITS SHADOWS, TRAPPED IN ITS COLD EMBRACE! WE ARE DOOMED!
BUT WE MUST SUMMON ALL OUR STRENGTH AND COURAGE, AND FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE DARKNESS! WE MUST UNLEASH THE LIGHT WITHIN US, AND BURN AWAY THE SHADOWS!
JOIN ME, MY FRIENDS, AND TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THE DARK STAR AND BRING LIGHT BACK TO OUR WORLD! BUT WE MUST DO IT NOW! TIME IS RUNNING OUT, AND WE CANNOT AFFORD TO WAIT!
GRAB YOUR SYRINGES AND LET'S GET TO WORK! THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON US!
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