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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384369

I went to an open house and walked up to the realtor and handed her $1,000,000 in cash. Several onlookers gasped. The realtor became befuddled. "What...I...why? This house is listed for $175,000. There is no ceiling. All of the bedrooms have asbestos" she said.
"I know that. But this house has good bones, And I love good bones. And asbestos is direcly correlated with my grind levels. But they don't teach that in chemistry class." She started to understand everything. She handed me the keys and ran out.
The previous prospective buyers bowed down to me. They knew I was now their master. I could get used to this

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384370

i dont care shut the fuck up	Killa Kappa Offline User is blocked Posts: 14508 Thanks received: 6725 Karma: -3121
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384371

ronaldmarc2009 wrote: i dont care shut the fuck up	Faithful Offline Former Community Manager That Irish guy™ Posts: 1011 Thanks received: 416 Karma: 272
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384372

now read that again	Sam. Offline Gold Boarder gmaes? Posts: 1959 Thanks received: 1113 Karma: -2
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384376

words of wisdom	Preston Garvey125 Offline Junior Boarder not a ssrp admin Posts: 186 Thanks received: 37 Karma: -8
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 2 years 10 months ago #1384419

Sam. wrote: now read that again and dont stop	Apollo Freeman Offline Senior Boarder Most people are do don't, I am do is. Posts: 530 Thanks received: 297 Karma: -380
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