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I went to an open house and walked up to the realtor and handed her $1,000,000 in cash. Several onlookers gasped. The realtor became befuddled. "What...I...why? This house is listed for $175,000. There is no ceiling. All of the bedrooms have asbestos" she said.
"I know that. But this house has good bones, And I love good bones. And asbestos is direcly correlated with my grind levels. But they don't teach that in chemistry class." She started to understand everything. She handed me the keys and ran out. The previous prospective buyers bowed down to me. They knew I was now their master. I could get used to this |
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i dont care shut the fuck up
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ronaldmarc2009 wrote:
i dont care shut the fuck up |
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The following user(s) said Thank You: Apollo Freeman
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now read that again
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words of wisdom
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Sam. wrote:
now read that again and dont stop |
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