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THIS CHANGED MY LIFE ! 3 years 1 week ago #1384349

I was in the local Wendy's bathroom one morning when someone walked in and started grunting. He just stared at himself in the mirror and kept grunting : louder and quicker with each passing minute. I liked what I saw.
I stood there and watched with a smile on my face. He didn't break eye contact with himself. He finally stopped and turned to me and asked "What are you waiting for?" I was taken aback but knew exacly what to do. I grabbed his hand and we both looked at the mirror and started grunting. It felt surreal.

After 30 minutes we stopped. He turned to me and said, "Now you know the importance of a morning routine." He kissed me on the forehead and saw himself out. Nothing was ever the same.

You may ask how many times should you read this, One for every grunt.
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THIS CHANGED MY LIFE ! 3 years 1 week ago #1384353

What was the gp/s? (grunts per second) just so I can know how many times to read it over.
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THIS CHANGED MY LIFE ! 3 years 1 week ago #1384355

narexa wrote:
What was the gp/s? (grunts per second) just so I can know how many times to read it over.
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