TOPIC: How to dominate monday

Every Monday morning I wake up at 3:30am. I hop into my car, and I drive it straight into a wall.
If im lucky, I survive. I have always survived. Doing this gives me a deeper appreciation for life and motivates me to give it my all this week.
I then take the parts of the car and begin re-assembling it, piece by piece. If a piece is too damaged, I will sell it on ebay.
This provides me with a small side hustle income. I then look at the clock and see its 4:30am.
I then repeat this process with a second car. At 5:30am I have breakfast.
STAY GRIND.
now read that again one more time

www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/mental-health-se...p-for-mental-health/

Now read that again but backwards

Jewce Man wrote: Now read this 3 more times

Now read that again

-420 karma btw

This is why I decided to get circumcised at the ripe old age of 43.

-Jose Gibraltar (the Mediator)

What's even more cool is that the more times you survive the luckier you get given its statistical improbability of occurring consecutively- which will grant further appreciation for life. Say you survived a one in a million crash. Now that's pretty crazy. Imagine you survived a 1 in a half crash. That's only 50% chance of survival. The first option will have higher ROI in terms of gratification- thus more aspire for the previous option given. We need to maximize gratification. Stop delaying it. It's the wrong path towards success!

I dominate monday by adopting the mamba mentality