I Walked into a bar and went straight to the barkeep. "I'll take one", I said. "One what, one beer?" He asked. "No my son, One bar", I retorted.
The bar went silent. The barkeep looked me straight into the eye, "You can't do this." I grabbed his hand, "Yes I can, and I just did."
I turned his hand over to reveal the keys to the bar. I took them. I gave him a check for $1,000,000. "This is for the bar, and a round of drinks on me." The bar erupted in applause. I could get used to this.
Now read that again.