I was delivering pizzas like most men. One day I was running late. The custumer was standing in his door frame, waiting for me. I threw the pizza box to him, it was a perfect strike
"Wow my man, you should play football!" Immediately i called my boss and said "I'm quitting,I'm going to the big leagues".
"Dominoes?" He asked. "No,the New England Patriots". The next day I started my first NFL game.
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