TOPIC: question

I was trying to get a psychological advantage over my opponent so I banged his wife. My wife walked into the hotel room I was using and she started screaming at me and calling me a cheater. She doesn’t even play chess so I don’t understand why she would be upset about me getting an “unfair” advantage in the tournament.

I calmly explained to her that I didn’t think it was against the rules of the tournament, but I don’t think she believed me. She started yelling about getting a divorce. I’ve never heard of someone getting divorced over chess before, but I think it’d really help my case in divorce court if I can prove that I wasn’t cheating at chess, since that’s the grounds she’s apparently using.

Yea man