So I got my second COVID jab today, and I'm here because my dickhead body won't let me go to sleep. So, dickhead body, this is for you:
I got stabbed with a needle today,
It didn't hurt too bad,
But now I don't feel so okay,
And that makes me quite sad
Oh, dearest dickhead body,
How I crave your demise,
Let me stab at thee, dickhead body,
Before I figure out that's not wise
I'm actually quite alright,
Even if I feel like the wart of a witch,
One thing that's perfectly fine is my sight,
Because in the mirror, I see a little bitch
Thank you. I'll be here until I pass out