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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342766

Send em here!
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342774

Sent me a video of someone's dildo falling into the toilet. Tbh it was funny so :clap:
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342776

"Martin, do German People eat bread?"
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342783

Had a deep dive in the dms for these bad boys


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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342789


This was at 2 am
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342793

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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342800

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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342801

Jordan Martinique sent me the most random weird stuff ever
He also had a weird routine to send me "fucking french cunt" at 4am
#blessed
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342802

Pie_ wrote:
Sent me a video of someone's dildo falling into the toilet. Tbh it was funny so :clap:
wtf
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342805

"among us hurt my left arm been over 2 hours"
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342807

Sadly JMT doesn't message me :(
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342810

EviIstewie wrote:
Had a deep dive in the dms for these bad boys


thank you
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342812

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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342816


shit myself after this one
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342818

JMT should consider himself lucky I dont have access to my old discord accounts, PLENTY of special NDA messages from him
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342825

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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342826

ToBeHonest wrote: le sex crimes
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342836

idk about this one.
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342837

EviIstewie wrote:
Had a deep dive in the dms for these bad boys



I don't understand the part about me lol
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Retarded things jmt sends you 3 years 5 months ago #1342849

Here are some of my favorites:
TeamSpeakUser poked you: mix4rz is fat
TeamSpeakUser poked you: please move me i think i got kicked by accident
TeamSpeakUser poked you: chicken nuggets are better than german people
TeamSpeakUser poked you: MARTIN YAY GERMAN POWER
TeamSpeakUser poked you: do you like chicken
TeamSpeakUser poked you: dababy totem of undying
TeamSpeakUser poked you: germorphan
TeamSpeakUser poked you: YAY GEMAN
TeamSpeakUser poked you: your serious voice is funny
TeamSpeakUser poked you: hey nazi, can you move me in, ceo is rent free and i will pay
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