TOPIC: How to make a Shark slushy 101

How to make a Shark slushy!


Step 1.
buy a shark off the black market (preferably a apple and melon freshwater shark)

Step 2.
Place the Shark in the giant ass freezer in the basement in which you freeze dead corpses for later consumption, i suggest you place it near a corpse if not on top of it (it adds a nice potent scent of human blood)

Step 3.
Forget where you put the shark and remember it only when no less than three moons have passed.

Step 4.
Squeeze the shark whole in a tiny glass cup.

Step 5.
Bon Appétit.

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