How to Play:
Imagine, if you will, that someone offers to give you a new car.
"Fantastic!" You say. "I'm sick of driving this Le Citron full of onions, how do I sign up?"
"Well," They say. "We just give it to you."
"Sounds good," You say. "What's the catch?"
"Oh, it's not a big deal," they say, "you just have to drive it away while ... mumble mumble"
"Oh, OK, well that sounds good," You say.
Sure enough, you're given the set of keys to a brand new car, and best of all, all you have to do to get it is to drive it away ...
Why It's Insane:
If you had been clever enough to question this strange man offering you a car when he trailed off and said "mumble mumble," you wouldn't be in your current situation. You see, the car he just gave you just happens to have been reported to the police as stolen. It seems you just signed up to be on The Intercept, a hugely popular Russian game show. Your goal now is to evade the police for 35 minutes while speeding through crowded streets and down narrow tunnels. That's right; they basically invented a live action Grand Theft Auto game.