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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292047

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292050

Lenny Boy wrote:

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

Rude. Unfunny. Unoriginal.

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292051

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

damn bro that's hilarious

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292052

Lenny Boy wrote:

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

stop causing drama

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292053

Lenny Boy wrote:

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

Don't be acting like you aren't a virgin bro

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292054

Not surprised, how can any girl like someone who's lost two games of footgolf	Bazaraxe Offline Legendary Member Ay-Yi-Yi-Yi- Posts: 2686 Thanks received: 905 Karma: 19
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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292055

Bazaraxe wrote: Not surprised, how can any girl like someone who's lost two games of footgolf Ask whatever girl you keep trying to speak to	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292057

Lenny Boy wrote:

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

bro you just posted
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cringe bro

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 22 hours ago #1292084

Lenny Boy wrote:

Kronen wrote:

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

anything sexual is frightening to you, to the point where you get nightmares during midnight

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 18 hours ago #1292121

All you need in life mate is a RGB Keyboard with 16,777,216 colour combinations, and some cute razor earphones. It does not matter how hard life gets, you might spill milk down your oven, get kicked out your house, have no money for the heating, but at the end of the day as long as you have those items everything will work out and if not just make a go fund me.

Don't worry about Girls mate, none of them are worth giving up your alfresco chair set for.

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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 16 hours ago #1292159

Just like luke, he is still a virgin	TimeForPug Offline Adept Boarder Posts: 6768 Thanks received: 1212 Karma: -15
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Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 12 hours ago #1292225

luke_ wrote:

All you need in life mate is a RGB Keyboard with 16,777,216 colour combinations, and some cute razor earphones. It does not matter how hard life gets, you might spill milk down your oven, get kicked out your house, have no money for the heating, but at the end of the day as long as you have those items everything will work out and if not just make a go fund me.

Don't worry about Girls mate, none of them are worth giving up your alfresco chair set for.

Can always count on you for the poetic shit... Simply, beautiful.