Login to ZARP

TOPIC: Feeling pretty down recently

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1291993

Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1291995

EviIstewie wrote: Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin You're definitely not 22 mate...	Orang3 Offline Gold Boarder I'm orange... Posts: 2653 Thanks received: 430 Karma: 11
Max: "I will never be CM banned feel free to quote this in the future" Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1291996

dont do it	Lenny Boy Offline Expert Boarder Posts: 967 Thanks received: 233 Karma: -11
Fighter without fire, nothing to Inspire Last Edit: 4 years 1 day ago by Lenny Boy. Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: Hungry Santa

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1291998

Orang3 wrote: EviIstewie wrote: Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin You're definitely not 22 mate... Yes he is, he's 22 and a virgin, it says it right there in the post.	Nafe Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 18659 Thanks received: 8620 Karma: -378
Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: MichaeI

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1291999

Lenny Boy wrote: End it ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Last Edit: 4 years 1 day ago by Hungry Santa. Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292001

Nafe wrote: Orang3 wrote: EviIstewie wrote: Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin You're definitely not 22 mate... Yes he is, he's 22 and a virgin, it says it right there in the post. HAHA	Orang3 Offline Gold Boarder I'm orange... Posts: 2653 Thanks received: 430 Karma: 11
Max: "I will never be CM banned feel free to quote this in the future" Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292002

Orang3 wrote: EviIstewie wrote: Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin You're definitely not 22 mate... You never showed me any mercy	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292003

Orang3 wrote:

Nafe wrote:

Orang3 wrote:

EviIstewie wrote:

Hey, Evilstewie here. Top raider and magnificent, I have a nice inventory and I don't know why my problem is girls
and I don't know why none of them give me a chance I'm 22 years old, but still a virgin

You're definitely not 22 mate...

Yes he is, he's 22 and a virgin, it says it right there in the post.

HAHA

we already know you like to flex about getting women on a gmod community

steeve ho you fat
Offline
Loyal Boarder
Posts: 9035
Thanks received: 2657
Karma: -106

Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292006

hmu that can change	Pie_ Offline Legendary Member Lewis Abdul Hajar Posts: 1419 Thanks received: 655 Karma: 37
Teamspeak/Discord Head Administrator SSRP Head Administrator Rat Sandwich Enjoyer Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292007

Just heard How Will I Know (Remastered) by Whitney Houston Feeling bit better	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292008

Thought this was serious at first	narexa Offline Divine Boarder Posts: 8287 Thanks received: 4844 Karma: 252
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292010

EviIstewie wrote: Just heard How Will I Know (Remastered) by Whitney Houston Feeling bit better Listen to some Purple Rain... That'll sort you out.	Orang3 Offline Gold Boarder I'm orange... Posts: 2653 Thanks received: 430 Karma: 11
Max: "I will never be CM banned feel free to quote this in the future" Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292012

narexa wrote: Thought this was serious at first I am in truth the superior one , the true alpha male	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292013

Blackpilled again	Henny Offline Legendary Member LLHA Posts: 2975 Thanks received: 2235 Karma: 24
Ex - TTT Server Owner Ex - TF2 HA, Prophunt SA Ex - SSRP Administrator Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: Nafe

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292025

Poggers mate	Sup bitch Offline Banned bum bum face Posts: 777 Thanks received: 207 Karma: -14
I like a lot of attention! Please give me attention, daddy! uwu Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: Bazaraxe

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292026

show them your hours in osu and say you're good with your fingers works 100% of the time	Mytic Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3815 Thanks received: 388 Karma: -69
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292027

Mytic wrote: show them your hours in osu and say you're good with your fingers works 100% of the time I play tetris not osu you munter also wheres my csgo skins from 2015?	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10674 Thanks received: 4100 Karma: -318
Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292029

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

User1502
Offline
User is blocked
Posts: 4550
Thanks received: 820
Karma: 5

Login or register to post a reply.

The following user(s) said Thank You: steeve ho you fat

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292031

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

a true australian lad

steeve ho you fat
Offline
Loyal Boarder
Posts: 9035
Thanks received: 2657
Karma: -106

Login or register to post a reply.

Feeling pretty down recently 4 years 1 day ago #1292033

Black Man wrote:

Just offer her some special moves, but don’t want tell her them until you get into bed with her.
Here’s some you could use:
Typewriter - act like your typing on her breasts, and once you reach the end of your line, slap her and repeat.
Spiderman - act like your just jerking off in your hand, then last second shoot it in her face like a spider web
Batman - while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted kill her parents.

i was having a casual look at the forums before i go to sleep as i have school tomorrow aaaaaaaand then i see this comment
i no longer am able to sleep and im keeping my light on at all times

Kronen
Offline
User is blocked
Posts: 1825
Thanks received: 530
Karma: -101