So, I noticed JMT and Sinz making rank lists, and while I'm not exactly gonna say I exactly remember every single person in the community, I thought I'd at least try to give my thoughts on a few members of the community. No drama or negativity. Pro'lly a bit of banter. Post if you want my thoughts on you.
All credit goes to Sinz for the idea.
ChuteUK
Fabulous owner with the deadest trim on ZARP.
Guy's been with the community for like ten years, worked tirelessly to bring it up, give it something that stands out from other servers. Well done. 9/10 different barber and that
TheXnator:
My guy looking like Harry Potter with a BTEC in IT
Dedicated, friendly, hard-working. Guy's been on ZARP like what? Four, five years now? Look how far this dude's come. Proud of you, boss. 8/10 shoulda got with Hermoine
Alexzander
Hey look it's a walking landmine
Yes, I know a lot of people have had their difficulties with the dude, but he's always been a solid friend to me. Pro'lly why I never really wanted to change gangs. Miss you, bossman. 2/10 didn't bankrupt Jamie (9/10)
Jamie (Jack Bushross)
But you don't have every item fam
This is my biggest "rival", so to speak. When I started collecting like four years ago, I didn't think it'd become so infectious, and Jack is a prime example of someone who worked hard, did the work, and reaped the rewards. He's also a lucky bastard, but he's also a really decent guy to his friends, and did some good work for the community while staff. 7/10 you're still a cocky little s***
Afrohat
The Heir to my Throne of Lies
This guy made all the guides back in the day. When he was active, he legit made a full item list that was actually pinned for a little while. He came to me to ask for pictures of items he didn't have, and was always courteous, friendly, a great staffer, and made a solid impact on the community. 9/10 still gambled your crack away I'm so disappointed in you
Honest
Sinz: WHAT'RE YOU DOING STEP-BRO
The other notable French member of the community that didn't go full minge gun dealer on us, screaming Freekill like a prepubescent turtle. He's grown over the years. His integrity shows, he tries very hard to make everyone feel welcome, and always gives his best to his staffing. Keep it up. 8/10 Stanning Sinz since 2019
Niko
COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING
When he's not taking his cousin Roman bowling, Niko Bellic is doing wonders for our community by shooting all the flying rats. And helping me host my events. And he's been friendly, funny, witty and always working hard to punish any little smartasses. Guy's peng. 8/10 didn't want to lose Michelle or Roman in the wedding
Sinz
Men Coco golden lad
Yes he's a melting pot of controversy but he's also a funny little dude who shows that even new members of the community can get ahead. Proud of this bossman. Also, your English is getting better all the time. Impressive! 7/10 don't ask me to open my shop just for you again I'll set you on fire
Neilsen (JMT)
MY JUGG
I don't even think he's the origin of that - but whatevs.
JMT is a lightning rod, often speaking his mind, never afraid to point out issues. But the dude's honesty and candour is just one aspect of a winning personality. He's grown so much since he first joined the community, and while he is a cheeky sod, he's also a great guy to all his friends, and is always engaged and lookin' to have a good time. 8/10 gave you a jugg back in 2017, you little nerd
Snipercamp
He's my son, apparently.
Friendly, positive, funny and kind. Guy's always a joy to see online. Whenever I host an event, the dude's on point, always wants to take part, even if he doesn't win, always so good about it. Love this guy. 8/10 I repeat. He's my son, apparently.
Kronen
Disturbingly eloquent and mature for a 9-year-old
Guy's brilliant. Has such a fun sense of humour, and decent staff member. Always so active and engaged. Love this dude. 8/10 pretty sure he's the antichrist with that level of charisma
Narexa
Dabu best girl
Guy is an old-school legend. intriguing replies, intellectual mandem with the hard-hitting values of friendship and kindness to his fellow man. A born bossman. 10/10 When the wedding to Buffy and ting
Dr. Richard
Try Moons of Madness next, man.
This guy was the precursor of the admin events we've been recently having. Took major amounts of his free time to host them, big man did everything he could to help everyone have fun. Fair, impartial, friendly and a horror-buff. My man sitting on the upper echelons of bossmandom. 9/10 Shits himself playing Layers of Fear
Raeker
Popular opinion exists for a reason fam
This guy was so famous, so benevolent and so popular in the community that when there was a very sudden Community Manager election, he'd been gone for a while. Came back - won! He shows what it means to engage with the community, and has always been an awesome guy. 9/10 the hero we never asked for
Hellforce
Turk scams intensify
Met this guy on another community a short while ago after a while of not seeing him. Forgot how fun this man is. Friendly, always willing to help a man out. Friends in the old days, friends for long after. 9/10 tagteaming ascenda since 2016
Sally
PEEK-A-BOO
Sally is an incredible example of someone who has stuck with the community and never ruffled any feathers, someone who has been a constant pillar of friendliness, compassion, and sweetness. Her love for Birdy is inspirational, and we could all take a page from her book. 10/10 Would love Jasmine again
W0b (A Good Pianist)
Scammed Chute out of a GACS
How many people do you know with the drive, the humour, and the tenacity of this motherf- right here? My guy is sitting on all gold suits, 80+ QEDs, and like 100 gold designer suits. This guy is top tier banter given physical form. 8/10 crack for all three gold power suits ye
DANIEL
Devourer of worlds and just an all-round space cadet
Every time I see Daniel post, I think "wtf is this guy". And then I remember he's the best thing since sliced bread. 8/10 don't even like sliced bread
Hooddroid
No I won't give you a deal fam
Moderator with a great track record so far. Looking forward to your tenure as admin and beyond. You're so friendly, and it's always fun seeing you online. Always very excited to do events - we need that energy! 8/10 yes I will give you a deal fam
ITzTrain
Big man on campus innit
Smart, honest, hits the high notes in karaoke every. Single. Time. My guy be stepping into the forums like he got that Nike airforce. Opinion powerhouse. 8/10 my man uses the word diction and ting
Sorle
The Sherlock to my Jack the Ripper
There's a lot I can say about Sorle, but one thing that's always stood out is that he's just an all-around great lad. Always quick with the opinions, always giving new, interesting suggestions, one of my o.g. lads in ZARP. Love this guy. 9/10 gave me my only ban
Maddox
Would sit and chat for another half hour about fuck all
Guy doesn't play SSRP often, but when he does, he's always a friendly lad. Laid-back, funny guy. Always chill for a chat. 8/10 would bump him 50p for the bus innit
Lewis_is_java
Guy had some hench dude as his profile pic for like six years
I like Lewis, man. Yeah, he's a cheeky prat, but he's also one of the realest people in ZARP. Keeps it honest with everyone, doesn't try to sugarcoat anything. Guy's been a part of the community a long time, and has a recognisable, upfront voice. Lewis is also a solid, good friend to his friends. Recognises goodness, innit. 9/10 would be roasted again
Smol
G-Jugg for 900 mil innit
Smol has been a present voice in the community for years, and always kept things light, though his roasts on point. Sold me some banging gear for good prices, though still a merchant at heart. 9/10 giving me those Milankov vibes without the overpriced fuckery
JoshuaIsGreat
My guy looking like Minecraft and GTA had a baby innit
I see this guy everywhere on the forums, and for good reason - he's a great lad. Always giving good opinions, always having fun, you can tell he's a dedicated member of the community, and that's so great to see.
Also an old, great guy on SSRP. Used to enjoy seeing him around the place and that innit. Keep it up, bossman. 8/10 would die in a raid to you again
Jordz (Jordan Johnston)
Destroyer of Bloomdinger (you know who this is a reference to)
This guy has been one of my earliest, closest friends on ZARP. We met years ago, and he's always been such a good lad. He was an amazing head admin of the staff team, and I'm really happy to have met the lad. We don't talk as much - but the lad still holds a special place in my heart. 10/10 would lift Sorle's ban on me again
Baxter Black
Nexus vibes
Another OG friend of mine. Back in 2018 I let him try my Golden Jugg. He has never stopped mentioning it. It's that kind of friendliness and positivity that is a real confidence boost, and helps me feel a bit better about myself. Great staff member back in the day, and I still owe him 10 boosters when I publish the mad ting book. 9/10 would thermal you again
Spectrum
Colour not autistic
The chillest head admin about just now, this actual mad man. He's so present, so dedicated to the community. Always a pleasure seeing him on. Great, solid Deathrun SO. I don't play, but I see the updates - nice looking work, man. 8/10 would rig a falling tiles event for him again
Gimp
The fuck have you been
This is another one... Well, not really o.g., more like mid-o.g. he's a lot of fun, and someone I've known a while. Always good to see him about, and always good for a laugh. 8/10 Would suicide bomb spawn again.
Clarky
Community Mandem
Clark's been around a while. He's another o.g., and his appearances have been just as sporadic as mine at periods. But he always did his best to be an exemplary staff member, and contribute considerably to the community. I know we've had our differences; but that doesn't bother me. You're still a great lad. 8/10 would put C4 in your gang base as a drug dealer and get away with it again
TheFierceOwl
#FreeHim (Katje 2.0 bossman)
A veritable bossman to end all bossmen. Guy's been banned for banter... I hope it's just banter.
In the time I've known him, he's always been good to talk to, friendly, lots of fun. Takes the piss in just the right way. Makes me laugh. 8/10 Would sell him a 1 bil ion beam again
Wrecking Ball
Calm Deals before Calm Deals
Tbh, it's been such a long time since I've seen the dude in game, that I'm honestly struggling to remember much. But if I remember correctly, this guy had a banging shop, and used to be quite the little drama queen, but he had a point and that innit. My guy challenging the constructs of common parlance, disgracing all who would veer into deconstruction of forum etiquette and ting. 8/10 would look at a dirty bubble again
Bobby Bobbys
Aussie Attitude
An old-ass user in a young man's body. Kid's great, and is funny, smart and always fun to talk to in-game (I realise I say this a lot about other people, but I enjoy chatting with folks). I'm always happy to see the lad online. Good for a laugh. 9/10 Still giving me shit about my sleeping patterns
DG Noah
Big Heart Bossman
Sincerity is always nice to see in users; and Noah's got it in spades. He's honest, exuberant, compassionate and fun to be around. I think it's great that the dude is still kicking about on here, and I'm always happy to hear from him. 9/10 Keep doing you, bossman.
Himp
Old-School Drama Kangz
Himp is one of those people with the confidence and determination to tell someone where they stand and the drive to always be on top. When he played, he was a pretty energetic guy who wasn't afraid to say it like it is. Also good for a laugh. 8/10 He ain't never comin' back
Sp00ns
Best armour on [REDACTED]
Sp00ns is another old friend of mine; one that I usually have conversations with about the way SSRP can change, or the way other players interact with us. He's actually quite a bit of fun to be around, and I've always had him as something of a voice of reason when I'm trying to sell something for way less than it's actually worth. 9/10 Told me not to sell anything because money is trash
Remember, it's all in good fun, there's no bad vibes intended. Love everybody. If you wanna know what I think of you, just post on the thread. Might include some rewards that match the rating, but i'unno if that'll just create problems. We'll see.
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