So I decided I’d log back into my forum account while I’m away to share this news. You can not flush toilet paper in Spain due to their old pipe work not being able to handle it, so I’ve had to use a bidet. And I must say, it’s fucking amazing, 0 mess, 0 hassle. Just a quick wash in the bidet and a dry and I’m good to go! Highly recommended 10/10. You even get to control the temperature and power. Bravo Spain, bravo.