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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151348

THANKS GUYS LEAVE A REPLY I WILL THANK YOU	Clarky Offline Former Community Manager I love Henny Posts: 16702 Thanks received: 9536 Karma: 1000
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151354

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151355

thank you	SorIe Offline Marvelous Boarder Posts: 10830 Thanks received: 4289 Karma: 401
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151357

.uzi wrote:

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone

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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151358

Epic!	BossComic23 Offline Legendary Member ••••?•••• Posts: 1779 Thanks received: 802 Karma: 14
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151359

Clarky wrote:

.uzi wrote:

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone

What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie! I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more f***************s than they've got the likes of me. So... ...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!

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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151369

Stinky brainz	A Good Pianist Offline Spectacular Boarder A Wob A Bob Bob Posts: 15000 Thanks received: 3914 Karma: 22
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151372

Clarky wrote:

.uzi wrote:

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone

INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN BASE!

a red spy is in the base?!

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

Yo, lil' help?

alright. Step aside, son

INCOMING!

AAAAAAAAaa oh hey! the intelligence is still here!

Gentlemen?

*intro music*

Did any of you happen to kill a Red spy on your way here?

No?

then we still have a problem.

And a knife!

Oh those dimmadozen backstabbing scumbags. I've killed plenty of em.

No offense

If you've killed them, they're nothing like me. Or the man in this building.

What are you, president of his fan club or something?

No. That would be your mother.

*squeaks*

*stuttering*

And if we don't find him soon, he'll fuck US TOO

the man could be anywhere

it could be me, it could be you, it could even be-

What it was obvious

look, he'll turn red any second now.

ANY second now

See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.

so we still have problem.

Alright who wants to find that spy?

Right behind you.

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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151376

Congratulations lad, I’m coming for you.	Jordz Offline Marvelous Boarder More Scottish than Aidan himself Posts: 10795 Thanks received: 2237 Karma: 129
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151382

Clarky i will not give you a thank you because you don't have the iron curtain you focking noob hahahzhazhzahzahhza	slodoban milošević Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 8979 Thanks received: 2647 Karma: -105
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151388

ToBeHonest wrote: Clarky i will not give you a thank you because you don't have the iron curtain you focking noob hahahzhazhzahzahhza give my awp back then	Clarky Offline Former Community Manager I love Henny Posts: 16702 Thanks received: 9536 Karma: 1000
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151395

Clarky wrote: ToBeHonest wrote: Clarky i will not give you a thank you because you don't have the iron curtain you focking noob hahahzhazhzahzahhza give my awp back then euhghh i take back all the naughty words, sorry M'lady	slodoban milošević Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 8979 Thanks received: 2647 Karma: -105
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151397

WOAH WOAH WOAH, AMAZING... AMAZING!	Mr. Richard Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 9415 Thanks received: 5418 Karma: 183
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6000 THANK YOUS!!!!!! 4 years 8 months ago #1151400

Sorle4BHOPOwner	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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