Clarky wrote:
.uzi wrote:
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone
INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN BASE!
a red spy is in the base?!
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
Yo, lil' help?
alright. Step aside, son
INCOMING!
AAAAAAAAaa oh hey! the intelligence is still here!
Gentlemen?
*intro music*
Did any of you happen to kill a Red spy on your way here?
No?
then we still have a problem.
And a knife!
Oh those dimmadozen backstabbing scumbags. I've killed plenty of em.
No offense
If you've killed them, they're nothing like me. Or the man in this building.
What are you, president of his fan club or something?
No. That would be your mother.
*squeaks*
*stuttering*
And if we don't find him soon, he'll fuck US TOO
the man could be anywhere
it could be me, it could be you, it could even be-
What it was obvious
look, he'll turn red any second now.
ANY second now
See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
so we still have problem.
Alright who wants to find that spy?
Right behind you.