TOPIC: Omg wtf holy cow

For the guys that don't know but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a 1 man wolf pack. And well yes I enjoy the isolation life why because it stops people from bullying me because of my fat. However for those of you that don't know, I'm semi fat but a lot of people mock me for it so most of you know about this anyways. This is not the point I'm trying to make what I'm trying to say is over the years I've spent on zarp gaming since 2015 bans included everything has led up to this margin and now I have made it. Whether it is from Micky talking to my mother or me sending snaps to my fellow zarpians of me blocking out the haters with my spoons, from my countless bans to chuteUK owing me a golden jugg I would consider myself a changed person. I'd say the people more so than zarp have helped me grow out of my isolation into the EXTREMELY COMEDIC person I am today however I'm not finished here I am here to tell you multiple things to you multiple people. 1) I still consider myself lonely!!! 2) i consider myself funny 3) I'm not actually fat so can you all stop bullying me 4) chute owes me a golden jugg 5) I haven't been banned in atleast 1 month 6) nafe and I shall get community team 7) I have the best haircut on zarp give SKOBO her pink tag smh.

Finally more so to the point hope you enjoyed the read. Anyways as a show of faith within the community and for my milestone within it I have reasoned with chute and we have agreed to open a zarp fast food franchise where we sell all of zarps food products for the cheap price of booster pack purchases along with this we plan on expanding this deal by adding some zarp merchandise especially the highly requested zarp tie dye box logo Tee's and hoodies as well as some sideline logoed zarp tracksuit bottoms. So purchase boosters now.

Here is my 11k posts speech enjoy zarpians

Upon reaching 15k or legendary member I will expose my trim k thanks bye

don't care didn't read

This is a safe place, not fat man W0b!

Nafe wrote: i at least tried to but i really had to stop after the first paragraph

I almost took one of Rob’s posts seriously for a second wtf

get shit posting i wanna see this trim

Zelanice wrote:


Eeeeeee best trim on zarp