TOPIC: A few questions

1. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because round boxes are exponentially harder to produce

2. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?

"To go off" is just the expression used

3. How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

What?

4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Why buy lemonade from Timmy's stand when you can just pluck the lemons and make it yourself? Because people are lazy

5. Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?(isn’t this one great?)

Genetical mutations (like a kid with blue eyes from two parents with brown eyes)

6. Does a two-humped camel store more fat than a one-humped camel?

A one-humped camel is called a dromedary

7. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Fat/ oils spoil. There's fats and oils in our body that don't spoil. It's simple biology I'm not going to explain

8. Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?

Pretty sure that if you were to call someone a duck as in the animal that would be insulting in some cultures

9. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Because people who make words up are retarded isn't this obvious yet

10. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If it wasn't justified they'd technically have to but probably don't

11. If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?(don’t start a war over that, it’s just a joke!)

Heaven doesn't exist

12. If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Farts come from your rectum which is about 12 meters of intestines away from your stomach

13. Why do you put two cents in when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?

Because your thoughts are worth less than mine

14. You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

What the flying fuck am I doing

15. Can you cry under water?

I should be studying

16. What’s the difference between a novel and a book?

17. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

18. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

19. if a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the center of the earth?

20. If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

21. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

22. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

23. Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

24. Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?

25. If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in the water… how did she ever bathe?

26. Why isn’t the caps lock capitalized?

27. If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot doesn’t blow out everywhere?

28. Isn’t it weird that if you rearrange the word “teacher” you get “cheater”?

29. How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

30. How come people say they ate the last piece of gum when they really just chew it?

31. You know the saying “throw ya hands in the air like ya don’t care”? why bother doing that if you don’t care?

32. Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

33. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?

34. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state:’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

35. How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

36. If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?

37. When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

38. Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

39. How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

40. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

41. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubble are always white?

42. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

43. Why do they call someone “late” if they died early?

44. If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn’t the little cans be 2 cans?

45. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

46. Why are red buttons always the most important?

47. How is chess considered a sport?

48. Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

49. If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be “degraded”?

50. Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?