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TOPIC: My Thoughts on 'Eminem'

My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125756

Honestly, this guy is so stupid! Can’t even listen to a single song without cringing. Not convinced? Here are some examples of just how idiotic his songs are.

He can’t even spell or pronounce the word “Fuck” right. Fack? Seriously? It had a U, not an A! Dumbass! You would think he would learn after years but nope!!! In 2018, he released “Kamikaze” and still thinks it’s Fack. Jesus Christ.

He has memory loss or some shit. In “Criminal”, he agrees not to shoot anybody when robbing the bank. What does he fucking do. He fucking shoots someone. Are you seriously that stupid?? You just said you won’t shoot her...

He doesn’t even remember what his own name is. First, he comes out with a song saying over and over again that his name is Slim Shady, then he calls himself Eminem? Then Marshall??? What the fuck?

In “Crack A Bottle”, he literally lists the number of people he has assaulted, raped, and murdered! How stupid do you have to be to publicly out yourself as a huge criminal?

In “Under the Influence”, he says, “Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fucking handle.” What a retard. Why would you grab a knife by the blade? So you can cut your own fucking skin? And stab someone with the handle? How the hell is that supposed to work?! Can’t believe how stupid people can be.

The oddest part of Eminem's career has been watching him become one of those vapid pop stars he spent his formative years clowning to no end. The blonde-haired jester who once made a mockery of acts ranging from Britney Spears to Moby is now a bearded fool yelling for the kids to get off his lawn.

So yeah, Eminem is retarded.

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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125757

Did you know Logic is biracial?	Henny Offline Legendary Member LLHA Posts: 2975 Thanks received: 2235 Karma: 24
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125758

me, Logic, and Slim are on the way bro > : ( we got shooters > : (	Kato_ Offline Senior Boarder User is permanently banned from the Zarp service. Posts: 629 Thanks received: 278 Karma: -6
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125759

Killshot was a fire diss though. Not really a rap guy though.	Xeron Offline Fresh Boarder Ooogaaa Boooogaaaa Posts: 54 Thanks received: 8 Karma: 1
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125761

Xeron wrote: Killshot was a fire diss though. Not really a rap guy though. Yeah! You wanna fuck my daughter! But you're young! And you just wanna be me! And I'm not a washed up old man!! Guys seriously I'm not a washed up old man!	dingofetch Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 287 Thanks received: 146 Karma: 5
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125762

dingofetch wrote: Xeron wrote: Killshot was a fire diss though. Not really a rap guy though. Yeah! You wanna fuck my daughter! But you're young! And you just wanna be me! And I'm not a washed up old man!! Guys seriously I'm not a washed up old man! Dude his beard is weird!!! I love cornflakes!!! Logic #1	Kato_ Offline Senior Boarder User is permanently banned from the Zarp service. Posts: 629 Thanks received: 278 Karma: -6
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125763

Kato_ wrote: dingofetch wrote: Xeron wrote: Killshot was a fire diss though. Not really a rap guy though. Yeah! You wanna fuck my daughter! But you're young! And you just wanna be me! And I'm not a washed up old man!! Guys seriously I'm not a washed up old man! Dude his beard is weird!!! I love cornflakes!!! Logic #1 No dude it's oatmeal, Wheaties and cheerios!	dingofetch Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 287 Thanks received: 146 Karma: 5
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125764

you think amenam is a bad raper??? L O L ROFL look at this and see if its not a BAR "You sound like a bitch, bitch. Shut the fuck up" i would like to see Tyler the [REDACTED] come up with a hot lyric like that LOL	Kato_ Offline Senior Boarder User is permanently banned from the Zarp service. Posts: 629 Thanks received: 278 Karma: -6
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125769

Do your next artist review thread on Gunna, thanks master	steeve ho you fat Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 9036 Thanks received: 2657 Karma: -106
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125774

ToBeHonest wrote: Do your next artist review thread on Gunna, thanks master Bruh the best song he was on he rapped about having boogers on his face.. Maybe like Kanye or something?	dingofetch Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 287 Thanks received: 146 Karma: 5
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125834

Yikes	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125835

dingofetch wrote: ToBeHonest wrote: Do your next artist review thread on Gunna, thanks master Bruh the best song he was on he rapped about having boogers on his face.. Maybe like Kanye or something? What go crazy Gunna is going sicko mode, look at how he evolved in 5 months, idioté	steeve ho you fat Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 9036 Thanks received: 2657 Karma: -106
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125841

Micky wrote: Yikes	Mr. Richard Offline Map Developer Posts: 9512 Thanks received: 5461 Karma: 187
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125846

Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh	bunnyslippers69 Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3539 Thanks received: 1185 Karma: 0
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125850

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh It's serious, dingo been doing his reviews & threads like that for a while	steeve ho you fat Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 9036 Thanks received: 2657 Karma: -106
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125852

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh Ye but this dudes most likely out here pounding that non English mumble rap shit acting like hes cool.	jack bushross Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 2155 Thanks received: 4929 Karma: 29
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125857

ToBeHonest wrote:

Bunnyslippers69 wrote:

Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh

It's serious, dingo been doing his reviews & threads like that for a while

Oh god

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Bunnyslippers69 wrote:

Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh

Ye but this dudes most likely out here pounding that non English mumble rap shit acting like hes cool.

Sounds about right _{(or not because mumble rap doesn't sound right)}

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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125860

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh yeah what the fack	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125862

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My Thoughts on 'Eminem' 5 years 5 months ago #1125866

Insane reviews on these 4+ year old songs and his pronunciation of words. I swear most rappers pronounce words differently in a lot of their songs to keep the flow of it going, and also the "fack" part of Kamikaze is somewhat intentionally, because if you listen to atleast 15 seconds of the song, you'll see he knows how to say the word fuck	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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