TOPIC: My Thoughts on 'Eminem'

Honestly, this guy is so stupid! Can’t even listen to a single song without cringing. Not convinced? Here are some examples of just how idiotic his songs are.

He can’t even spell or pronounce the word “Fuck” right. Fack? Seriously? It had a U, not an A! Dumbass! You would think he would learn after years but nope!!! In 2018, he released “Kamikaze” and still thinks it’s Fack. Jesus Christ.

He has memory loss or some shit. In “Criminal”, he agrees not to shoot anybody when robbing the bank. What does he fucking do. He fucking shoots someone. Are you seriously that stupid?? You just said you won’t shoot her...

He doesn’t even remember what his own name is. First, he comes out with a song saying over and over again that his name is Slim Shady, then he calls himself Eminem? Then Marshall??? What the fuck?

In “Crack A Bottle”, he literally lists the number of people he has assaulted, raped, and murdered! How stupid do you have to be to publicly out yourself as a huge criminal?

In “Under the Influence”, he says, “Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fucking handle.” What a retard. Why would you grab a knife by the blade? So you can cut your own fucking skin? And stab someone with the handle? How the hell is that supposed to work?! Can’t believe how stupid people can be.

The oddest part of Eminem's career has been watching him become one of those vapid pop stars he spent his formative years clowning to no end. The blonde-haired jester who once made a mockery of acts ranging from Britney Spears to Moby is now a bearded fool yelling for the kids to get off his lawn.

So yeah, Eminem is retarded.

Did you know Logic is biracial?

me, Logic, and Slim are on the way bro > : (


we got shooters > : (

Killshot was a fire diss though. Not really a rap guy though.

Xeron wrote: Yeah! You wanna fuck my daughter! But you're young! And you just wanna be me! And I'm not a washed up old man!! Guys seriously I'm not a washed up old man!

dingofetch wrote:
Dude his beard is weird!!!

I love cornflakes!!!

Logic #1

Kato_ wrote: No dude it's oatmeal, Wheaties and cheerios!

you think amenam is a bad raper??? L O L ROFL

look at this and see if its not a BAR "You sound like a bitch, bitch. Shut the fuck up"

i would like to see Tyler the [REDACTED] come up with a hot lyric like that LOL

Do your next artist review thread on Gunna, thanks master

ToBeHonest wrote: Bruh the best song he was on he rapped about having boogers on his face.. Maybe like Kanye or something?

Yikes

dingofetch wrote: What go crazy Gunna is going sicko mode, look at how he evolved in 5 months, idioté

Micky wrote:

Can't tell if this is serious or not tbh

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: It's serious, dingo been doing his reviews & threads like that for a while

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: Ye but this dudes most likely out here pounding that non English mumble rap shit acting like hes cool.

ToBeHonest wrote:
Oh god

jack bushrsos wrote:
Sounds about right _{(or not because mumble rap doesn't sound right)}

Bunnyslippers69 wrote: yeah what the fack

frfr

Insane reviews on these 4+ year old songs and his pronunciation of words.
I swear most rappers pronounce words differently in a lot of their songs to keep the flow of it going, and also the "fack" part of Kamikaze is somewhat intentionally, because if you listen to atleast 15 seconds of the song, you'll see he knows how to say the word fuck