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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122159

Around 4 am, I heard intense buzzing coming from my window. There was a wasp trying to get out.
I threw my empty hyper x cloud 2 box at the wasp and it fell.
Next I took a shot glass with a soccer ball logo on it, and put it on top of the wasp. So now I have a wasp trapped under a glass.


THE WASP HAS DIED.


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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122160

I can relate because I had a pet wasp, but it died when I tried feeding it fried rice :(
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122161

set him free :(
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122182

Disgusting I'd suggest stir frying it
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122201

Imagine being trapped in a 1m² glass box and having some giant take photos of you to share them online
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122203

wtf you trapped him D:
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122205

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Imagine being trapped in a 1m² glass box and having some giant take photos of you to share them online
:clap: :clap: :clap:
yeah, James should eat it, so it will be free, and out of that 1m² glass jug
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122223

ToBeHonest wrote:
MartinGaming wrote:
Imagine being trapped in a 1m² glass box and having some giant take photos of you to share them online
:clap: :clap: :clap:
yeah, James should eat it, so it will be free, and out of that 1m² glass jug
1m² glass jug? whaaaaaat? I think you missed my point...
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122226

MartinGaming wrote:
ToBeHonest wrote:
MartinGaming wrote:
Imagine being trapped in a 1m² glass box and having some giant take photos of you to share them online
:clap: :clap: :clap:
yeah, James should eat it, so it will be free, and out of that 1m² glass jug
1m² glass jug? whaaaaaat? I think you missed my point...
SHUT UP U IDIOT I MORE INTELIGENT THAN YOU OK
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Story time *Emotional* *PICTURES* 5 years 6 months ago #1122227

ToBeHonest wrote:
MartinGaming wrote:
ToBeHonest wrote:
MartinGaming wrote:
Imagine being trapped in a 1m² glass box and having some giant take photos of you to share them online
:clap: :clap: :clap:
yeah, James should eat it, so it will be free, and out of that 1m² glass jug
1m² glass jug? whaaaaaat? I think you missed my point...
SHUT UP U IDIOT I MORE INTELIGENT THAN YOU OK

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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122241

Lick the wasps vagina
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122362

Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122399

Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina

Please, wtf is going through your brain when you post that honestly...
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122402

EiPUS wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina

Please, wtf is going through your brain when you post that honestly...

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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122409

Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
Imagine being so sexually frustrated you sexulise a fucking wasp.
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122425

Jeppe wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
Imagine being so sexually frustrated you sexulise a fucking wasp.
Lol the shit people are replying with is making me laugh so hard, wasn’t trying to actually disturb the boys on a Tuesday evening but to give them a giggle or 2.
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122426

EiPUS wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina

Please, wtf is going through your brain when you post that honestly...
I just think of something so stupid it would be funny but this post has failed miserably. I apologize on my behalf.
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122428

Freddie_ wrote:
Jeppe wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
Imagine being so sexually frustrated you sexulise a fucking wasp.
Lol the shit people are replying with is making me laugh so hard, wasn’t trying to actually disturb the boys on a Tuesday evening but to give them a giggle or 2.
I don’t think it’s physically possible for someone to read that and laugh?
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122430

Eddie. wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Jeppe wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
Imagine being so sexually frustrated you sexulise a fucking wasp.
Lol the shit people are replying with is making me laugh so hard, wasn’t trying to actually disturb the boys on a Tuesday evening but to give them a giggle or 2.
I don’t think it’s physically possible for someone to read that and laugh?
Well it’s not serious in the slightest, apologies for not being a mature young man on the zarp gaming formatures.
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Story time *Emotional* 5 years 6 months ago #1122469

Freddie_ wrote:
Eddie. wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Jeppe wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
Lick the wasps vagina
Imagine being so sexually frustrated you sexulise a fucking wasp.
Lol the shit people are replying with is making me laugh so hard, wasn’t trying to actually disturb the boys on a Tuesday evening but to give them a giggle or 2.
I don’t think it’s physically possible for someone to read that and laugh?
Well it’s not serious in the slightest, apologies for not being a mature young man on the zarp gaming formatures.
It was funny bruh <3
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