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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122231

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

Nice story, you just gotta show your dominance in the future

I have a little story for you, but to keep it somewhat PG I will put it into a smaller story.

Me and my friend went out to a club with to other friends from our college, and we ended up staying at one of their houses, but on the way to her house, I told my friend I will pay him £50 if he can sleep with the girl that he liked, but the catch was that he either had to spit on her or pee on her during intercourse.

I was on my phone watching a video, and I got a snapchat from my mate saying, "get my money ready".
I decided to wake up my other friend and sneak towards the room my friend was doing the devils work inside of.
After like five minutes or so, I heard the girl he was having funtime with scream, and then she shouts out "what the fuck are you doing".

Now at this point I never realised what my friend had done, so I quickly sneaked away with my other friend and pretended we heard nothing, so then the girl that my friend slept with bursts into the room that me and my friend were sleeping in and starts to kick off at me because he's my friend, so I asked what happened.
The reply to this actually shocked me, she said, "The grebby cunt spat on me and pissed on me".
Of course i couldn't help but laugh in her face, and no I did not pay my friend, that is pretty much the PG version of my story and what happens in the midlands, hope you enjoy.

Stop telling everyone this story man and tell them about how the friend of this women carries your kid in her tummy

Yeah because I slept with a druggie. I'm not about that still

Correction the druggie has your kid

Funny that I don't know the child at all and she has no custody so she doesn't have the child, but she has now got a boyfriend lol, peek for him, her poom is a bucket now

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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122232

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

Nice story, you just gotta show your dominance in the future

I have a little story for you, but to keep it somewhat PG I will put it into a smaller story.

Me and my friend went out to a club with to other friends from our college, and we ended up staying at one of their houses, but on the way to her house, I told my friend I will pay him £50 if he can sleep with the girl that he liked, but the catch was that he either had to spit on her or pee on her during intercourse.

I was on my phone watching a video, and I got a snapchat from my mate saying, "get my money ready".
I decided to wake up my other friend and sneak towards the room my friend was doing the devils work inside of.
After like five minutes or so, I heard the girl he was having funtime with scream, and then she shouts out "what the fuck are you doing".

Now at this point I never realised what my friend had done, so I quickly sneaked away with my other friend and pretended we heard nothing, so then the girl that my friend slept with bursts into the room that me and my friend were sleeping in and starts to kick off at me because he's my friend, so I asked what happened.
The reply to this actually shocked me, she said, "The grebby cunt spat on me and pissed on me".
Of course i couldn't help but laugh in her face, and no I did not pay my friend, that is pretty much the PG version of my story and what happens in the midlands, hope you enjoy.

Stop telling everyone this story man and tell them about how the friend of this women carries your kid in her tummy

Yeah because I slept with a druggie. I'm not about that still

Correction the druggie has your kid

Funny that I don't know the child at all and she has no custody so she doesn't have the child, but she has now got a boyfriend lol, peek for him, her poom is a bucket now

Thats your bucket though still

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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122239

my story time bettter	James Stone Offline Gold Boarder Life is a ﬁght, but not everyone’s a ﬁghter. Posts: 2096 Thanks received: 297 Karma: -6
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122254

u made me laugh so hard come collect ur gluon gun	Keanu Siek Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 297 Thanks received: 37 Karma: 12
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122294

Authorized_jewsu wrote: u made me laugh so hard come collect ur gluon gun Add my first steam account in my signature and I will connect when I have time	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122311

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

Nice story, you just gotta show your dominance in the future

I have a little story for you, but to keep it somewhat PG I will put it into a smaller story.

Me and my friend went out to a club with to other friends from our college, and we ended up staying at one of their houses, but on the way to her house, I told my friend I will pay him £50 if he can sleep with the girl that he liked, but the catch was that he either had to spit on her or pee on her during intercourse.

I was on my phone watching a video, and I got a snapchat from my mate saying, "get my money ready".
I decided to wake up my other friend and sneak towards the room my friend was doing the devils work inside of.
After like five minutes or so, I heard the girl he was having funtime with scream, and then she shouts out "what the fuck are you doing".

Now at this point I never realised what my friend had done, so I quickly sneaked away with my other friend and pretended we heard nothing, so then the girl that my friend slept with bursts into the room that me and my friend were sleeping in and starts to kick off at me because he's my friend, so I asked what happened.
The reply to this actually shocked me, she said, "The grebby cunt spat on me and pissed on me".
Of course i couldn't help but laugh in her face, and no I did not pay my friend, that is pretty much the PG version of my story and what happens in the midlands, hope you enjoy.

Stop telling everyone this story man and tell them about how the friend of this women carries your kid in her tummy

Yeah because I slept with a druggie. I'm not about that still

Correction the druggie has your kid

Funny that I don't know the child at all and she has no custody so she doesn't have the child, but she has now got a boyfriend lol, peek for him, her poom is a bucket now

That fulfills a stereotype.

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Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted.

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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122419

yo is this Swiss cheese	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122420

Kyber wrote: yo is this Swiss cheese Nah. That man had the best stories!	Mr. Richard Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 9415 Thanks received: 5418 Karma: 183
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122422

Richard Wright wrote: Kyber wrote: yo is this Swiss cheese Nah. That man had the best stories! Where he got molested by his teacher!	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122423

Kyber wrote: Richard Wright wrote: Kyber wrote: yo is this Swiss cheese Nah. That man had the best stories! Where he got molested by his teacher! Umh, also extremely weird stories, just like Calvin Johnson's drug shid story, which is 200% pure BS	slodoban milošević Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 8979 Thanks received: 2647 Karma: -105
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Story time! 4 years 11 months ago #1122493

ToBeHonest wrote: Kyber wrote: Richard Wright wrote: Kyber wrote: yo is this Swiss cheese Nah. That man had the best stories! Where he got molested by his teacher! Umh, also extremely weird stories, just like Calvin Johnson's drug shid story, which is 200% pure BS Hello my name is To Be Honest, also known as TBH	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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