TOPIC: Why Am I Single? The story of swiss cheese

Everyone has their ups and downs but for swiss cheese he only has his downs. swiss cheese started highschool months ago excited and eager to meet all the new people but he would later find it would be a rocky first few months. For the entirity of 8th grade he talked to a girl and they became best friends! They would talk all class and little did cheese know she had a crush on him. During 8th grade summer swiss texted her the entire time. They would talk about random stuff all day and all night. Swiss confessed his love to her at the end of the summer and to the suprise of his knowledge, she liked him back. They started dating when highschool started and it was amazing at first but something happend. The problem that faced swiss later on is taht his girlfriend started to lose interest in him. swiss had no idea, swiss completely thought everything was fine until the day before homecoming. The day before homecoming was when he and his girlfriend went to a football game. swiss didnt talk much since he didnt fit in with any of his girlfriends friends. Since the temperature was dropping his girlfriend got cold and so swiss decided to put his arm around his girlfriend and when he did she scooted away. swiss was confused and she later stated that she feels uncomfortable when people touch her. swiss knew this was bullshit considering they cuddled on a couch before. During homecoming it was very awkward considering there wasnt much to do. swiss missed the only slow dance song to slow dance with his girlfriend, this was the start of the end. the next few days would be rocky as swiss and his girlfriend were reaching the end of their relationship. swiss's girlfriend later said that she thought it wasnt working out and they broke up. swiss got really depressed and this would last for more than a month. After so long swiss accepted this and moved on. This is the story of how swiss cheese is single. -swiss cheese

imagine making a post like this not expecting to be made fun of

lol virgin

swiss cheese wrote: Damn bro who won?

singles.com/

you know she getting clapped by another dude how that make u feel

So no head?

Robbie Plays 2: Electric Boogaloo

Idk why i just went throu all of this text. Kinda cute I guess.

A year after Swiss cheeses break up he decided to begin playing on the zarp SSRP servers. After 2 months of playing and gaining enough money to buy a jugg suit he puts it on for the first time and gets gluoned by the man himself, Jack Bushross... Swiss Cheese jumped through his window and killed himself later that day... All hail Jack.

swiss cheese wrote:
k.

if u didnt talk about yourself in 3rd person you might be able to keep a girlfriend!

It's true im his ex

Everyone has their ups and downs but for swiss cheese he only has his downs. swiss cheese started highschool months ago excited and eager to meet all the new people but he would later find it would be a rocky first few months. For the entirity of 8th grade he talked to a girl and they became best friends! They would talk all class and little did cheese know she had a crush on him. During 8th grade summer swiss texted her the entire time. They would talk about random stuff all day and all night. Swiss confessed his love to her at the end of the summer and to the suprise of his knowledge, she liked him back. They started dating when highschool started and it was amazing at first but something happend. The problem that faced swiss later on is taht his girlfriend started to lose interest in him. swiss had no idea, swiss completely thought everything was fine until the day before homecoming. The day before homecoming was when he and his girlfriend went to a football game. swiss didnt talk much since he didnt fit in with any of his girlfriends friends. Since the temperature was dropping his girlfriend got cold and so swiss decided to put his arm around his girlfriend and when he did she scooted away. swiss was confused and she later stated that she feels uncomfortable when people touch her. swiss knew this was bullshit considering they cuddled on a couch before. During homecoming it was very awkward considering there wasnt much to do. swiss missed the only slow dance song to slow dance with his girlfriend, this was the start of the end. the next few days would be rocky as swiss and his girlfriend were reaching the end of their relationship. swiss's girlfriend later said that she thought it wasnt working out and they broke up. swiss got really depressed and this would last for more than a month. After so long swiss accepted this and moved on. This is the story of how swiss cheese is single. -swiss cheese

Don't be fridgid and this won't happen to you. Also, please use paragraphs!

I’m black.