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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986811

I'll reply to your queries with shitty advice
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986812

How to live?
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986813

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How to live?

Live untill you are bored then jump off a bridge
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986824

What's the meaning of life?
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986825

When should I have kids
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986828

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What's the meaning of life?

42 or a male prostitute
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986829

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When should I have kids

You shouldn't
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986831

What's point of being alive at the end you care or love the most passed away
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986839

What’s the point of life if you go to school to get a 9-5 job everyday just so you can live
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986841

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What's point of being alive at the end you care or love the most passed away

Just get Alzheimers the memories will go away
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986843

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What’s the point of life if you go to school to get a 9-5 job every day just so you can live

The point of school is to learn very unimportant things so you can work as an official binman
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986844

Ye so my wife left me and took the kids, now i’m an alcoholic that watches porn everyday. What do i do?
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986851

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Ye so my wife left me and took the kids, now i’m an alcoholic that watches porn everyday. What do i do?

Keep at it
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986869

How do I take control of the world?
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986871

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How do I take control of the world?

You lay in bed, close your eyes and imagine what you want.
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986875

Is it worth buying a £250,000 (base model) Rolls Royce Cullinan 4x4 just because it has umbrellas in the door? They're £700 EACH. Also the Spirit Of Ecstasy hood ornament goes inside the car and gets covered up, it's really fucking cool, it's spacious as fuck too, and it's touch screen.
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986963

Dusky wrote:
Agent 55 wrote:
Ye so my wife left me and took the kids, now i’m an alcoholic that watches porn everyday. What do i do?

Keep at it
Thanks doc, appriciate it!
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986969

How do you interpretate the supersymmetric string theory?
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986975

i need advise
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Shitty advice from me for free 5 years 8 months ago #986980

Wolfi wrote:
i need advise
Well, let’s begin with spelling a.. a, advice. Good job Wolfi!
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