TOPIC: Thoughts on Seagulls

So recently a Seagull Family have decided to reside on my roof, and because I live in the loft (it's been refurbished as a normal room) I can constantly hear them and they drive me mental.

Anyone else hate these vermin like I do? I was thinking of simply killing them however i'm not that type of person plus they're protected or some shit so it's illegal.

throw shit at em but dont hit

Put pieces of bread laced with laxatives on the roof, that'll sort em straight

I've got bats residing under my roof. I was going insane during the night at the start, now I'm used to it

dankek wrote:
have fun with rabies

Nikoo wrote: Bats avoid interacting with humans, so I'll probably be fine.

Nikoo wrote:
We're not legally allowed to move them, once they've decided to live somewhere they have to stay there

dankek wrote:
good luck have fun

Hang some cds on the roof, the sun reflections scare them away

Nick0GR wrote: τι κανετε εσεις εκει περα στη περιοχη σας ρε χαχαχα τι λες

Jack. wrote:
Theyre flying rats, i live near the coast so theyre a nightmare, i would say shoot them but they are protected, so just feed them toothpaste and watch them explode

Eric Ericson wrote:
Haha what the fuck

Nick0GR wrote: That sounds like the Greek weapon used in naval battles

axe deodorant + lighter => no more problems.

Seagulls are, in general, commonly referred as world's worst biggest pieces of shit birds.
They have to be exterminated no matter what.

In France, it has become a problem so severe that President Macron has recently ordered that our mighty rafales (France's finest in air forces) fucking destroy them in Dunkerque using nuclear warheads. His popularity has just skyrocketted.

I have myself encountered one 2 years ago. I fucking punched him to death. Hell, I went so far that his beak went right through his skull.

Fucking piece of shit bird.

Chienman wrote:
jesus christ