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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850288

I have to have a MRI scan soon and you have to wear a hospital robe and i'm scared i'm going to have a massive fucking boner half way through and because i'm wearing a robe it will be obvious. What should i do?	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850290

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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850291

Have a wank before therefore you wont get a boner or do what nick did and wait a lil while and get de-bonered	Rabbi Clockwork Offline Moderator Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10955 Thanks received: 4244 Karma: -318
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850295

Daddy Bog wrote: Have a wank before therefore you wont get a boner or do what nick did and wait a lil while and get de-bonered In the hospital? i have a few more tests before that a cant just bust a nut during a head examination	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850316

Jeppe wrote:

Daddy Bog wrote:

Have a wank before therefore you wont get a boner or do what nick did and wait a lil while and get de-bonered

In the hospital? i have a few more tests before that a cant just bust a nut during a head examination

Think of naked nuns with saggy cunts then. Or think of dicks (assuming your straight) then you can't OR just think of xnators face and you safe g

Also you could go to the shitter for a wank lmao

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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850318

Daddy Bog wrote:

Jeppe wrote:

Daddy Bog wrote:

Have a wank before therefore you wont get a boner or do what nick did and wait a lil while and get de-bonered

In the hospital? i have a few more tests before that a cant just bust a nut during a head examination

Think of naked nuns with saggy cunts then. Or think of dicks (assuming your straight) then you can't OR just think of xnators face and you safe g

Also you could go to the shitter for a wank lmao

What if I'm attracted to nuns or I'm bisexual? Just saying.

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Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted.

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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850354

Just dick slap them if they notice	A Good Pianist Offline Spectacular Boarder A Wob A Bob Bob Posts: 15000 Thanks received: 3911 Karma: 22
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850419

Jeppe wrote:

I have to have a MRI scan soon and you have to wear a hospital robe and i'm scared i'm going to have a massive fucking boner half way through and because i'm wearing a robe it will be obvious. What should i do?

think of when your dad fucked you deep in the ass

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Help 7 years 5 months ago #850420

Aspect wrote: Jeppe wrote: I have to have a MRI scan soon and you have to wear a hospital robe and i'm scared i'm going to have a massive fucking boner half way through and because i'm wearing a robe it will be obvious. What should i do? think of when your dad fucked you deep in the ass He said he's trying to avoid getting a boner, not have a raging one during the MRI.	ChummyXRay Offline Legendary Member Posts: 610 Thanks received: 650 Karma: 19
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #855563

I have my scan in an hour I hope that the machine fails and I get brutally killed.	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #855566

Have a boner. It will keep your mind off the fact you have been stuffed in a tube with no escape hahahahaha!	Stewie Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 238 Thanks received: 70 Karma: 1
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #855952

Don't worry guys I put an elastic band around my cock.	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #855957

cut it off it's safe	Roy Harper Offline Adept Boarder someone stole my legendary member Posts: 6857 Thanks received: 1950 Karma: 15
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #866090

I get my results tommorow let's hope it hasn't scanned my cock	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #866169

Jeppe wrote: I get my results tommorow let's hope it hasn't scanned my cock Post pictures regardless I want to see a tumor the size of a football or you owe me 100M SSRP	Nafe Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 18888 Thanks received: 8727 Karma: -380
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Help 7 years 5 months ago #866213

good luck on you're results	Revolutionist Bartark Offline Senior Boarder ℓιƒє ιѕ ησт α gαмє Posts: 326 Thanks received: 80 Karma: 2
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