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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845123

A beautiful day and i'm casually playing some OW. I was in a rush due to a game of Overwatch starting so I had to make it a quick one. Sadly rushing stuff is never the answer. As I pulled down my pants and put my ass on the toilet it felt pretty warm and unusual. Normally you'd feel the toilet seat to be fairly cold when you sit on it but this wasn't the case. Either way as I was in a rush there was no time to think. I tried push as hard/fast as possibly but sadly i forgot to pull down my ~~panties~~ underpants. I ended up shitting myself and that "Quick" visit ended up taking alot longer. I had to clean up the mess and when i came back i realised I was banned on OW for the season due to that incident.

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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845126

Damn dude, that's one hell of a story.	Jim_Jam Offline Former Community Manager TTT is my child ❤️ Posts: 8590 Thanks received: 3490 Karma: -32
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845127

Understandable.	Jool Offline Expert Boarder Supreme Leader Of All Zarp Related Things Posts: 1077 Thanks received: 774 Karma: -1
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845128

Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was	redacted Offline Expert Boarder Valar Morghulis Posts: 1047 Thanks received: 441 Karma: 2
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845134

I took a shit at school and there was no toilet paper so I wiped my ass with a late note	Red_ Offline Diamond Boarder Shoreline Mafia Posts: 2768 Thanks received: 676 Karma: 5
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845136

Dom12887 wrote: Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was wow wtf overwatch is good you play garry mod u gay	Sada. Offline Mythical Boarder Confused and disgusted by the ban Posts: 5674 Thanks received: 3850 Karma: 263
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845137

Nistelbog wrote: Dom12887 wrote: Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was wow wtf overwatch is good you play garry mod u gay overwatch is just shit paladins omg geyyyyyy	redacted Offline Expert Boarder Valar Morghulis Posts: 1047 Thanks received: 441 Karma: 2
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845138

Dom12887 wrote: Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was Ow is a lot better than this game	Red_ Offline Diamond Boarder Shoreline Mafia Posts: 2768 Thanks received: 676 Karma: 5
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845139

Dom12887 wrote: Nistelbog wrote: Dom12887 wrote: Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was wow wtf overwatch is good you play garry mod u gay overwatch is just shit paladins omg geyyyyyy	Sada. Offline Mythical Boarder Confused and disgusted by the ban Posts: 5674 Thanks received: 3850 Karma: 263
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845318

I'm to scared to take a shit if I'm in a public toilet or people are home. :(	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845367

Whoah dude you shat yourself and missed the ow game! and got banned Omg	XxmasterxX Offline Diamond Boarder PartyKing! Posts: 3990 Thanks received: 716 Karma: -3
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845383

Dom12887 wrote: Nistelbog wrote: Dom12887 wrote: Shitting yourself wasn't the biggest mistake in that story, playing overwatch was wow wtf overwatch is good you play garry mod u gay overwatch is just shit paladins omg geyyyyyy	Patriot Offline Gold Boarder Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Posts: 1844 Thanks received: 283 Karma: 4
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Sharing one of my craziest stories 7 years 6 months ago #845407

My man patted his pants	A Good Pianist Offline Spectacular Boarder A Wob A Bob Bob Posts: 15000 Thanks received: 3911 Karma: 22
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