TOPIC: tell your best Tyler or Chummy drunk stories

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Why no good and fun Raeker drunk stories? I'm sure everyone here can come up with at least one lol

Also, to stay on topic, I can think of a couple of funny or interesting Chummy drunk stories but I'd have to break meeting agreement for that so RIP

raeker said nword

I Eleven I wrote:
he would never, i dont believe that

SyStem wrote:
There's a soundboard about it lol

Ezehzz wrote: I need that soundboard

The day chummy got SA he had been drinking tons.
I was basing at white house on S3 with wizard and others including xnator. Cantor then turns around and port emp'd wizard so I turned around and tapped him. He starts making up a bullshit story saying that it's his base so he could do it, I knew xnator was in the wrong but he was blinded by the fact I ripped his best item. He messages chummy who at the time is drunk as fuck and chummy starts yelling at me down team speak for like half an hour and I was trying to explain myself but chummy was so drunk he just kept swearing down the mic at me all the time xnator was in the channel just agreeing to everything drunk chummy said. The next day chummy comes on team speak and remembers it he pulls me into a spacer and apologized.

Dunno how we got into the conversation but chummy was stoned and kept calling me gay whenever I said anything in steam then I eventually just started saying I'd suck his cock if he didn't stop calling me gay and a bunch of other random stuff. That night he actually thought I was gay. That shit was wack

chummy was yelling in the mic for 3 hours and tyler idk

Snake_ wrote: Chummy was always yelling at someone even if he wasn't drunk

um

Chummy makes fun of chinese people and screms 1 child policy at them

Dont remember any tyler moments

Raeker says warning racism in his depressive voice

This happened last night, but tyler was pretty out of it and was just rambling about his childhood when he starts screaming and talking like an old man.

I asked him wtf he was talking about..

the story had to do with when tyler was a wee boy and was hanging out with some friends... this gang of hooligan friends decided to piss on some guys porch. The guy comes out screaming about a cat pissing on his porch WHILE THEY'RE DOING IT.

Tyler then tells me WITH CERTAINTY that all of his friends and himself decided to climb out of the tree and walk away as the guy was ranting, so they guy could SEE that they were the ones that came out of the tree. Tyler swears up and down that the guy said "Holy shit, that's a big cat" to this group of kids.

This old guy had "bad vision"....

Tyler is pretty good at impressions, though.

TheCorgi wrote:
zzzzzz

Diet Water wrote: screaming at kids and saying the n-word when he dies at pubg

Cant remember if Tyler was drunk or not but I remember one night where he constantly bombed the N word left and right lmao.
I think it was when in SSRP someone was RDMing him (This was back in 2015) and he said
I honestly cracked up so hard, Thats also how I found out about the N word in the first place LMAO. It was a juicy insult to say the least.

chummy is gay tho, and tyler is his bitch

Head admin celebration together fucked around with some airboats and balls then he passed out with alcohol in his keyboard, woke up next morning messages me he broke his keyboard. Oh yeah also harpoon battles and fucking with weapons.

@Chummy "HOW AM I A BUNNY!?!?!?"

Mobile Task Force Gunner wrote: That was Alfred Salty/Jexii not me lol, I was there though