TOPIC: ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Vive le Resistance"

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Earlier today at around 4pm, magical wizards flew into the sky on platforms of levitation and shot at innocent people in spawn, slaughtering thousands!

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Many called for assistance from the military, other wizards and even the Sky Gods (Admins, as others call them) but no help came!

Will ZARP ever be safe?

MEANWHILE....

New ALIEN armor of which is gold is sighted!

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Also, mass war at a new Asian Eatery! Our reporters gathered footage and photos of the situation from a safe distance...there is yet to be a conclusion to this conflict..

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EXPLOSIONS!

In other news,

1. Mass RDM in CBD on Server 3!
2. Reporter Murdered!
3. New Species located, "Smiley!"
4. Samurai spotted on Server 3, the wild "Ronaar!"
5. Spawn is attacked by biochemical warfare!

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6. New micro-organisms discovered, work of the infection?!?!?!

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7. Hospital BOMBED on server 3!
8. New local shop, TOY'R'US opens.

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9. Police station attacked!
10. Kombat Karrots, the new trend in Reporter Lives.

Police Unethical? Or Super Cool!

Gas chamber found in police station - or is it a sauna!

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Resistance of ZARP initiated! Rebel groups around Server 3 have had enough of the CP's and the government...But what are their motivations?

The Resistance has many shelters around the world, this picture being taken in one of them.

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The Resistance grew exponentially in numbers, moving up in the double digits of numbers on the server, ganging momentum.

There then came a Resistance within the Resistance, which formed two factions, the "EliteTeam" which betrayed the Resistance and then the original Resistance. The EliteTeam struck at the Resistance and damaged them badly while they made their escape to start their new faction.

The EliteTeam HQ was soon bombed to oblivion by none other than our very own Magik.

That is the end of this paper! Enjoy your day.

I'd like to report to you
at my Asian Eatery
the conflict is solved
we have killed all the Resistance
Right now Asian Burgers is closed
I am training my Samurai skills with my sempai

Wtf

why are you making these posts lol