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Tell us a funny story! 6 years 11 months ago #557770

So I wanted to hear some fun stuff that has happened to you guys! Just not too long.

I'll start with my story!
This is when I met a crackhead in a gasstation. So me and my friends were going to stay up the whole night and have some fun untill next day when we were going to have a class trip to some beach. So we hang out and drink some beers and some ciders. We go to a construcion site and do some shit. We take some spray bottles and walks back to school to spray some penises (Our "art" was still there in prom just prooves that my school was poor AF) we do some crazy shit and decide to go to a gasstation called "statoil" now it's called CirkleK. So we go there to buy some Redbulls or some shit. There we meet this guy that's drunk as fuck and he asks us if we have a phone. We say no because he looks like a crackhead. But my friends wanted to get high that night and we asked if he sells weed. He says yes and takes out his drug bag. He takes out like 5 different drugs and goes. "Sorry I don't have weed, but I have some cocain" we don't want cocain ofcourse and won't accept it. Then he says okay cool. and snorts a line on the gasstation INFRONT OF EVERYBODY. We then started talking to him and he's a great guy. He was really nice. But he had to leave and go to have sex with a girl. But it is cold as fuck so my friend gives him his hoodie. The druggie says "oh thanks dude, because of this I will give you 2.5 g weed" he gives my friend his phone number and says that next time they meet he's going to return him a favour. I don't know if he actually gave my friend the weed but that was a fun night!

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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,

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Tell us a funny story! 6 years 11 months ago #557773

My life....	Dezmond Offline Senior Boarder El Autismo Posts: 768 Thanks received: 252 Karma: 16
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Tell us a funny story! 6 years 11 months ago #557774

One time I chopped off someone's finger with an axe, that was fun. ... ... ... ... Well, OK, I just cut really deep into his finger with an axe...	Raeker Offline Former Community Manager It hurts the best of us Posts: 9175 Thanks received: 6577 Karma: 213
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Tell us a funny story! 6 years 11 months ago #558066

Once apun A time i realy needeed to piss. I was whit my friend and his little brother. I needeed d to piss so i pissed info A Bush and A man was looking and Said Hey realy mad and i run so hard als i can. And THE man was whit another peapol and hè want to call THE cops	Pika Offline Senior Boarder WIndows EXP Posts: 447 Thanks received: 45 Karma: -15
Ex-Deathrun Mod Ex-Bhop Admin I have completely lost my lack of trust Last Edit: 6 years 11 months ago by Pika. Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: Studio Banter

Tell us a funny story! 6 years 11 months ago #558069

What did god say when he created the first black man? humans	dott Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 2470 Thanks received: 288 Karma: -24
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