TOPIC: I sexually identify as _______ [Forum Game]

I sexually identify as Udyr, ever since I was a little kid I dreamt of spamming bear turtle and running at mach 17 through my jungle and never giving blue buffs to midlaners. People say that being an animal is stupid and I'm a furry but I don't care, I'm trock3j. I'm having a surgeon install a blue buff in my body. For now you can call me trock3j and respect my right to open gates. If you can't accept me you're a gatephobe and you need to check your blue buff privilege.

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

.exe wrote:
Does it have to be funny and make sense?

I sexually identify as a Raichu.

MichaelGDash wrote:
yes......

same for you cody :/


"I sexually identify as a Raichu."

its meant to follow the copypasta