TOPIC: I sexually identify as _______ [Forum Game]

Well many of you people know the I sexually identify as an attack helicopter copypasta so i was thinking what do you guys sexually identity as?

if you dont here

so make your own, keep it in with TOU as best as possible and lets all have a laugh!

I shall start.

I sexually Identify as a minion, ever since I was a little boy i wanted to roam the rift only to one day be killed by a spinning axe, people say dying to a spinning axe is retarded but i dont care, I want to die to a spinning axe, im having a wiazard increase my hp bar and install wheels to my legs . Please call me siege from now on and respect me duty to die for 45.5 gold and 92xp. If you cant accepted me for who i am you are on my team and want me alive, Thank you for being so understanding.

no coping MAKE YOUR OWN!!!!
glhf

also apache is blacklisted to play, i think we know why

I sexually identify myself as Redpowder. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of banning people and having a hairy beard! I am having a beard implanted and a bong attached to my left hand. Do not hate at the way I am thank you for understanding

GAWD DAMN IT MINE'S ALREADY IN THE THREAD.

HOW DARE YOU?

TheAp4ch3 wrote:
u is banned sry

I sexually Identify as an Squid, ever since I was a little boy, I have been roaming the sea for a friend. My Mom was taken away from me and turned it to calamari. I was so said so I've decided to become strong and roam the ocean and take over the world and instead of humans eating us we'll eat them! Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually indentify as a washing machine...Every night,I dreamed of washing clothes,the best part is that I get to wash panties,BiWx's Panties are the best.I also get to watch BiWx take a shower at night,He never suspected a thing...
On 8/8/2010,I legally became a washing machine.
I don't regret this change!

i sexually identify as a male, because i was born that way

stupid ass forumg ame that breaks tou.

also your joke is talking about filthy foreigners which is not helping your case

ParaMontana wrote: Don't see how this breaks ToU
also his "joke" is a well known copypasta that has been in someone's signature for longer than I can remember and they've never been punished for it

ParaMontana wrote:
Its a game for a laugh, its different and people seem to not mind, the part about "filthy foreigners" isnt me saying it, its to show the original copypasta in its true form.

If it truely bothers you that much im happy to remove it and link the original, but its in spoilers so people dont have to view it, also why insult my forum game just because you dont like it?

who else legit (not to troll) thinks its so stupid and offensive it should be removed?

silly part out the way, guys these are quite funny

ParaMontana wrote: If you take offence to that then I sexually identify myself as a feminist

I have finally found the strength to admit it.
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.
All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.
I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.
If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine?
I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions.
It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

spodermon wrote:
Bloody great mate 10/10 I had a good chuckle reading this

I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
No copypasta xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I sexually identify as a motherf*cking pinecone. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of just sitting my @$$ on the street and staying there until this hot construction worker comes and picks me up. I'll admit it, hot construction workers that come to pick me up turn me on, they really do. Please do not judge me, it is my true dream.

JoeDuggs wrote:
beta ass Oreo McFlury

apple pies?

Sexually identify as the Golden Baldy, Morgan entitled me <3

When my name was Michael // Golden RetrieverZ He said "You should be the Golden Baldy"

I Sexually Identify as a Traffic Cone and you should check your privilege

MichaelGDash wrote:
that isnt funny nor does it make sense....