[Game] Cheesy pick up lines!
9 years 2 months ago #213361
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take of your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order of their middle name while juggling eleven midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Sellect at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his basement while searching for pictures of Kristen Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, wanna fuck?