TOPIC: when it rains, it...

This is one of those fun fast games where the first person, me, will say when it rains, it...
then something else after that. it can be anything. Then the next person would continue that.

Example:
Player 1: when it rains, it snows rice putting
Player 2: when it snows rice putting, i eat it.
Player 3: when i eat it, it explodes inside of me.

And so on.
The start:
when it rains, it...

gives Joaquín Guzmán a chance to escape.

When it rains, I go outside and dance.

Doing it wrong goes more like this:

Person 1: When it rains, it sets fire
Person 2: When it sets fire, the world burns.
Person 3: When the world burns, the world turns.

And so on,
I'll start from ^^
When the world turns, ImTheMostManlyMan hallucinates.

When I take advantage of him in every way, the police get involved.

When the police get involved I turn into a catterpillar

When i turn into a caterpillar i become a Arabian Oil Baron

when i become an arabian oil baron, I call myself blocked.

when I call myself Blocked, I buy a pair of sandals.

when i buy a pair of sandals, everyone shouts "WHAT ARE THOSE"

When everyone shouts "WHAT ARE THOSEEEE?" I go like "Bruh"

I'm not particularly up to date with these new phrases.
When you go like "Bruh", I simply ignore you.

When you ignore me, I duct tape you to the ceiling of the road

When you duct tape me to the ceiling of the road, I get confused as I don't know what a ceiling of the road is.

When I get confused as I don't know what a ceiling of the road is, I chuck dictionaries at Nutzu's face.

When I get dictionaries chucked at my face, I make a run for it, hoping I'll get to the Rice Fields in time.

When I get to rice fields, it's actually a corn field c:

When I realise it's a corn field, I eat all of the corn as it was a tiring run to the corn fields.