TOPIC: The Situation Game

I laugh at this on my island! No human civilization who needs them i say?

I found a pod of dolphins that swam near my unconscious body after my vengeful ex-girlfriend threw me off an oil tanker. As these dolphins nurtured me and entertained i have grown so accustomed to them, that i managed to communicate with them by producing mellifluous sounds through my right nostril and my left ear.

I said to myself, "I am one of them now"....

As i began to become more mentally deranged, i began playing hopscotch with my coconut friend that i called "Susan" don't ask why" on the sand, let's just say i never lost. I was crowned champion by the greater Gods of the island and i was made a demi-god.

"I thought that i would never escape until my arm became a flipper"...

I am now able to pray to dolphin-god who transformed into a dolphin and i swam away from the island... (nearly got eaten by a shark 23 times)....

People were worried about me, they thought i would not be able to re-adapt to society! What a bunch of fools i say! I have gotten a job, food, a house and a great fan base. I currently work and reside in the London Zoo. You can see me giving live shows.... I am right in the center of the dolphinarium section every day from 2 to 5 pm.

My situation: Your plane crashed in the middle of Siberia and you are surrounded by angry villagers who are on the verge of killing you....

Your plane crashed in the middle of Siberia and you are surrounded by angry villagers who are on the verge of killing you....

K Alright: I cant fight for myself cause im to weak to fight them, I ask 1 of them for some good nice money if they help me get to an hospital, i say wait that day for me at the airfield, I took a plane earlier dont have to pay him money and i can get home with plane. EASY.

My situation: You pissed your pants in class but nobody noticed yet, and you dont wanna be embarrased. What do you do?

I just would just say... Well thats... IT WAS MY DRINK HE PUSHED IT OVER *points to another idiot*!

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You are a minge and you are allowed to break every rule you want, what rules would you break?

The 10 Commandments... You never said Minge irl or not....

You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.

My Situation: You are in Buffalo Bill's house trapped in a hole you can't get out of.. he will be back in 1 hour.

As easy at it is. Wait until he comes back and sneak like jesus and go into his body open the door and then leave.

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You are a skrub and are poopingerinoing on da toilet (In a public bathroom) it really starts to fart loudly and you come out of the stalls and everybody starts laughing what do ya do lad?

Recognise the people laughing and take the piss out of them using stuff you seen with them and what they look like to my advantage


My Situation: You are stranded in the area of Easterhouse in glasgow (full of alcoholics gangs and junkies) a ned (non educated delinquint) walks up to you with a knife and says gie us money or al stab ye (give us money or i will stab you) you are not armed what do you do

"I pulled out my knife and stuck it into his neck... more carnage followed"

I grabbed the knife from him after i spat into his eyes.

As the knife entered the boy's neck, it punctured it with brutal precision and fatality. His artery was torn and blood gushed out. He was carried away with desperate hopes by the men from the ambulance. As they called the boy "ZigZag" due to the scar he got during his time on the streets, his fellow gang members lead by "Gandalf" searched for me as i watched from the driver's seat of the ambulance.

"BOOM! CHAKALAKA!

They called him Gandalf since he always found creative new drugs to empower them all i had to find a way to stop him.....

My situation: You are an American spy during the Cold War, who is trapped under Stalin's bed who is currently in deep slumber... what to do?

Beaver my post says you are not armed
Ok to solve that i would role out shoot him with a silenced pistol shoot all guards metal gear solid style leave building mission complete

Senario:You are in a room with jim murphy(idiot scottish labour leader) kezia dugdale (his idiot deputy)ruth davidson(scottish conservative leader) and ed milliband (labour leader)you can only shoot 2 of them who do you kill

ryryster wrote:

Easy I would shoot jim and ed then go over to their bodies and it appears that jim has a club on him so I kill Ruth and Keiza with the club

My situation : you are kidnaped in the middle of the night some things shove you into a bag and drop you in the middle of the Pacific Ocean also they striped you naked how will you survive ?

Im too lazy for this kind of game.

Luan your my kind of guy (scotland hates them all)
To survive i claw open the bag using the inside of the zip and swim to a near by deserted island i get picked up by a near by boat

Scenario:You are in a mueseum you are surrounding with lazer trip alarms which close the wall and squash you you trip one what do you do

I'd call my mum / the popo for help

Scenario:

You are stuck inside your school. It's Friday. Nobody is coming to help you and your cellphone died, and there is no power. How do you escape/survive? All the doors and windows are locked.

Rip off a broken locker's door, and smash a window with it. (Who said that we had to be ethical?)

Mine:
You are trapped in the middle of the Jungle, with cannibals hunting you. Your phone is at 1%, and you have 1 bar of cell service. You only have a wooden stick with a sharpened edge to defend yourself... What do you do?

I take my phone, open my dog whistle app and make it as clear to hear as possible, as a distraction I throw it towards the cannibals and run. They're distracted long enough for me to get 6 hours ahead of them..

My Situation:
A Redneck with the name of Danny Chavis is hunting you in the wyld for 3 days and 3 nights, you only have a pencil with no eraser, and its not sharpened, how do you escape?

Walk around fond a knife (always one somewhere in scotland use my slight ly blunt knife to sharpen my pencil use knife to stab Danny and leave him to die

Scenario: you are stranded on an island during a zombie apocalypse 2 choice run out shoot all zombies possibly die or wait for them to invade the house your holed up in and possibly die anyway

[ I was mid writing this as he posted ]
Morgan wrote:
I would snap the pencil into two halves, one bigger than the other. Climb a tree and wait for the 'redneck' to pass by. Drop the smaller piece of pencil to distract whilst performing a jump attack with the other piece of pencil. First stabbing him in the eye to stun whilst stealing his supplies. ( yay )

My scenario; you are camping with your friends to find that the one who drove you here had gone missing, along with their vehicle. You are 100 miles from the closest village and have used up all of your supplies other than water cleansing tablets, 3 left. What do you do?

Scenario changed not silly and point taken no more of my friends scenarios

Break the window.

My scenario : you have bomb planted on A site for short on de dust2.

Where do you hide? And when do you interact with the enemies?