TOPIC: Random competition - tell a joke

This competition is very simple.
Reply to this topic with a joke.
The joke that makes me laugh the most wins.

I will give 5.000.000$ in DarkRP currency to the winner.
I will pick the winner in three days. (23-10-2014)

Good luck!

That prize is the biggest joke that will be told in the thread.

Clocket wrote:
No, Somone has to say the biggest joke on this thread was you having admin.

Jose wrote:
Superadmin**

Biggest joke? DarkRP. Let the hate begin.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday

School joke
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

-BUMP-

for more people to see

I got a lot stored in my head, but I guess I'll give you this.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?










I love the pattern those spoilers make

A man walks into a bar.
The bar keeper says: "Whats wrong?"
The Man says: "I just got fired, but I don't know why."
The bar keeper says: "Well show me what you do"
The Man says he is a physic.
he says: "Do you have a dog"
The bar keeper reply's: "Yes"
So the man said: "That means you like living things, correct?"
The bar keeper says: "Yes"
Then the man says: "That means you like children, no?"
The bar keeper says: "Yes"
The man asks: "Do you have a kid?"
The bar man says yes
Then the man says: "That means you have a wife right?"
The bar man says: "Yes"
The man says: "So that means your not gay?"
The bar man says: "Yes"
Another Man walks in
The Barman says: "This man is amazing!"
The Man says: "show me"
So the bar man says: "Do you have a dog?"
The Man says: "No"
Then the bar man points his finger and says:
YOUR GAY

Damn, I only know offensive jokes.

Offensive joke ahead.

23rd? It's the 24th. Catch up fellas!

<3

This thread. <3

I am sorry that i forgot to announce the winner!
This thread has provided me with some good laughs. The 'actual joke' i laughed the most of was a joke that i havnt heard before.

I am happy to announce Patrick as the winner!
Congratz!

A big thank you to all the participants.
-Random

Ps: no colors, its from a phone.