TOPIC: Write a Story [PRIZE]

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Once upon a time, Jose, a mixed child was adopted by a very caring family in Mexico. His dad was a cartel leader and his mom was a chef. Upon his request, his parents would give him whatever he pleased. He lived this luxurious lifestyle for 23 years and was high up in his dad's gang. However, allied gangs all got caught and he was sure his would be next. So he took one of his many vans and drove to the boarder in hopes he could get past. Unfortunately, there was an outstanding warrant for his arrest. Mexican Police were desperate to get this man off the street as he has committed many sexual acts on their officers! Jose did not want to go to prison, so he pulled out a GE minigun that was somehow concealed on the top of his van and shot at the oncoming officers. He had killed 31 officers before the special units came out from a distance and sniped him. We are still to this day now sure how he managed to fly 50 yards to a bench with a taxidermied baby on it, or how his face wasn't completely mutilated after the shot to the face. But it somehow was, the end.

Man is sad beucase Mans grandma is sick and he just wants to spend some quality time with her until she passes so he has some valuable memories to store with him after she's gone. So they just sat there watching the lovely orange sunset together .

she had a period on his face
End of story
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Xnator abducting children again

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