TOPIC: Write a Story [PRIZE]

Make a story about how this situation came about, best story will win an amazing prize

he got skullfucked by the doll and needed to have a moment

hes feeding the birds with his grandma

The Doll is the community and the dead corpse is Chute & EMP. The reason he is dead is because the community can't be satisfied.

Once upon a time, a paedophile wearing a bunny suit turned up to this child's party. Jax then got molested by them and got shanked for complaining about the show. Cranky the revoked his resignation as Xnator threatened to stab him. The bunny man came in and shanked them both and took off his suit because he's trendy. Then, he died from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivicovolcanoconiosis because a volcano exploded in North Korea, causing a completely new paradox to open where Cranky Bot didn't revoke, and lay down to rest on that bench, with his imaginary girlfriend (the doll)

He's taking a break from mass rdming and pretending to be afk so the admin doesn't punish him, the doll was spawned by another player, fuck you.

After a long day of work, a poor man named jack went to the bar to drown his sorrows. Jack was a poor man, worked at a toy factory $3 an hour. Not enough for his family of 5. He was at the bar downing vodka, trying to forget his issues. His wife was abusive towards him, beat him up as he was in a dead-end job. That morning from his work, jack made a doll; no ordinary doll, a sex doll.
Jack was so smashed he started fucking that doll left right and center, he lasted a full 30 seconds, then passed out on the bench, arms still round the doll

He bought a sex doll, but got rejected. Now he is thinking over his life and wants to hang himself.

what can i wrote she ripped my heart right out

He had sex with a child and he got his ass whopped by the child

Onion decided to pose you in such a way that would teach you to open up to women, and properly do pick up lines. After teaching you, though, he went afk and left you taped to that bench with only a doll to keep you company.

A man sat on a bench with a doll. The end.

There was once a man who fell in love with this tall woman, they got a kid together. They didn't have a lot of money so they lived in a big white van, but they were too poor to buy any fuel. They spent all their money trying to get this little boy into a school. They failed. So the boy didn't get any education. The boy liked to run around and search for things in dumpsters. He was also skilled at fixing things from almost nothing and making new things out of old, destroyed things like old toys. He saved up a lot of materials that he was going to use to make a friend, because nobody liked smelly Nick, oh he smelled, really bad. When he finally had enough, he started working. He worked on this friend for so long, it took him hours, days, weeks and even many months to complete!
When he was finished he had a brand new friend that he called Zach. Zach was an old doll and also pretty smelly, however he was not ugly. Nick continued to live with Zach and his parents, but Nicks parents were so old that they couldn't do much anymore, so Nick had to get food and gather resources to keep on living. One day when Nick and Zach went hunting for some rabbits when they heard a scream and an explosion. They quickly ran to check on Nicks parents and saw that another car had crashed into Nicks parents big white van. Nick and Zach were devastated! They didn't have any home, so had to walk for a very long time. They couldn't see any nearby cities or cars. They walked for days without food, they were starving. But one day they found a city, a pretty weird city. The name of this city was Downtown, strange name, but they let it slide. He was first a hobo asking for money, but after a while he got invited into this gang, a gang with the name Surge. Nick and Zach quickly became gangsters stealing money and destroying other peoples money printers. Nick and Zach got a little bored and started questioning if this was the right thing to do, so they took a break. They got kicked out of the gang for not raiding, and not being active in the gang. They then had to live on the streets as hobos again. They lived on the streets trying to beg for money or try to raid some people, but it was always unsuccessful, they always failed. They started to beg people to be invited into other people gangs, but they failed again and again and again. But one day they got in the Etherious gang and there they got on their feet and started raiding and basing. But they later got kicked for trying to raid fellow gang members, but this time they didn't need to live on the streets, they had enough money to get a home and start growing weed and mushrooms, but that weren't enough so they later tried to join Jewis Mafia, however when Nick and Zach went to take a break on a bench outside, Nick got RDMed by someone with the nickname _Gucci_ and screamed "I killed one kid", a little later he got called a kid by someone with the nickname The Gamer Guy. Nick did not get into Jewish Mafia, and we are unsure if Zach ever got into the gang. The end.

Wolfi wrote: wtf that is better than my english exams

Wolfi wrote:

You should consider going outside

Big Bog wrote:

You should consider stop caring so much about what others spend their freetime on.

Wolfi wrote:
It's not that I care, it's that you seriously need to consider it.

Actual story:

The doll is the guys girlfriend and they were enjoying themselves and having a peaceful conversation and then a minge came and rdmed the guy