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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808624

Here's how it will work. Someone will say a superpower. And the person below will say under what circumstance they can use that power.
Here is an example
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I will start!
My Superpower is Nature Manipulation!


*No Shitposting on this post! Thank You!*
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808625

to cure cancer
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808626

only whilst having anal. To give cancer
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808661

Bunnyslippers69 wrote:
only whilst having anal. To give cancer
Only when you are inside of a vulcano
Mine is to be able to teleport
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808662

Urinating in someone's ear
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808704

A Good Pianist wrote:
Urinating in someone's ear

Turns on when drunken a lot of alcohol
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808961

xxmasterxx can only use he's superpower when he's not wearing a fedora
My Superpower is to : be able to control everything with psychic powers aka telekinesis and etc'
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EMP wrote:
Thats, not a bug change your steam name you dumby Onion.
Dumpy Onion Isn't Dumby Onion ;)
wrote my profile info in dec and bin enjoy decoding
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808970

My power is the power to shit post under all circumstances no matter what
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808973

But only on people with posts off less than 1000
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #808978

People need the power of being able to read.
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #809013

Bunnyslippers69 wrote:
only whilst having anal. To give cancer

the fuck is wrong with you
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #809038

oi fuck off
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Super Powers 6 years 11 months ago #809128

NotCoolDude wrote:
xxmasterxx can only use he's superpower when he's not wearing a fedora
My Superpower is to : be able to control everything with psychic powers aka telekinesis and etc'
only when hospitilized
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