TOPIC: Unban Appeal

So, from my previous expieriences. This unban appeal system doesnt work for shit, happy day to get unbanned!

Name - My ingame name has variated throughout my recent times playing zarp, you may most commonly find me with the names of "cunt" or "Cat Birdman Anderson"

STEAM-ID - My STEAM-ID remains:
STEAM-ID: STEAM_1:1:48753813
STEAM-ID3: [U:1:97507627]
STEAM-ID64: 76561198057773355

Admins name - Within my most recent banned, the admin that banned me holds the name of Jenga. This staff's steam account can be found in the URL pasted below:
Jenga's Steam

Reason - I was banned for having "No intent to rp" with "Mass rdm", which of only one can be found true.

Server - I have been banned off the SSRP servers, listed as Servers 1-3.

Time - I have been banned for a total of 3-4 weeks, which seems like a prolonged ban to what has happened.

Story - So, this is my story all about how
My bans gonna get turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got banned in the first place in the server of zarp-air

In 2012, joined the community and raised to a zarp-fanboy
On the ssrp servers was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some minges outside of the base
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my base
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "Welcome back to Zarp 2017, where your ban awaits."

I begged and pleaded with the staff day after day
But they packed my minging and sent me on my way
They gave me the finger and then they gave me my ban screen.
I put my discord on and said, "I might as well appeal it."

First 4 week-long ban, yo, this is great!
Drinking staff tears out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the minges of Zarp live like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for me to come back

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a minge, Nyarli, who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get unbanned yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Redpowder" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Lets make an unban appeal, because I regret it"

I pulled up to the forums about 11 or 12
And I yelled to the minge, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at the unban section of the forums
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the unbanned minge of Zarp

If you have not understood the story in my song, sing it to yourself with the prince of belair themesong. Nethertheless, I was playing around with a group of friends, staff were having a blast aswell. Atlast, Jenga came along and banned me, while other staff did not want to unban me with their fear of a demotion.

Proof - Im not a pussy who records rulebreakers 24/7 to then bitch about them to an admin, I dont have any proof to back this up. All I can say is that I learned my lesson.

Extra information -

How could this happen to me
I've gotten my warns
I’ve got no where to minge
The server goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this ban
I just want forgiveness
How could this ban come to me!

P.S.

If I am unbanned with this unban appeal, I will make this into a song using all the instruments I have.
I will be consitently responding to comments you may post, if you are the staff reading the final verdict, please read the comments I have posted as some may provide further clarification.

Omg unban this guy!

SomeEpicCatguy. wrote: 4Head

yes

Bloody Brilliant

it's happening

SandyN wrote:
It certainely will be happening, if this unban appeal will be accepted.

Intended for a week or two ban, but as you insisted on a longer one you got that
In future don't ask for a longer ban when you are going to appeal it

Why did you ask for a longer ban then appeal it?

this has inspired to me make a beat on fl studio and make this into a rap song with google translate lmao


good thing i noticed he said he'll turn this into a song when i only had the intro beat ready lmao, fuck

Jenga wrote:
(Sorry for previous grammar mistakes, I rushed this shit)

I informed you after that the longer ban I asked for ingame was a joke. Yet, if I had requested a longer ban in full seriousness, the ban should remain only for the rulebreaks. With this in mind, 2 weeks of the 4 weeks I am supposed to be banned have passed, leaving my ban at 1 week and 5 days remaining, thus I would still be legible for being unbanned for this reason.

I hope this clarifies a few misconceptions you may be having.

SomeEpicCatguy. wrote:
nice grammar m8

SandyN wrote:
Not everyone is English m8

fuck yes

Gody wrote: You are english and didn't understand that he got nearly perfect grammar and it was a sarcastic comment?

FTPxPlague wrote:
You can do it aswell, I don't mind. While im at it, I might as well make a song about how reply times used to be faster before:

Somebody once told me the staff are gonna unban me
I ain't the smallest minge in the server
The staff was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on their forehead

Well, the warns start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the server running
Didn't make sense not to leave for fun
Your bans get bigger but your warns get dumb

So much to wait, so much to regret
So what's wrong with taking the ban?
You'll never know if you'll survive
As your patience grows till level thirty-five

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a minge, get your game on, go play patient
Hey, now, you're banned, get youtube on, get impatient
And all that fun is gone
Only staff can break the ban

It's a sad place and they say it gets boring
You're impatient now wait 'til you get denied
But the community begs to differ
Judging by the shitty parody lyrics in the forum dont flow like a river

The patience I have is getting pretty thin
The appeal is getting read so you might as well eat some pigskin
My brain's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I hate it and I'll always be bored.
Till I get unbanned, which is quite sad.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I stop minging
I thought I need to get myself away from this server
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little break myself
And we could all use a little break

Well, the impatience starts growing and it don't stop growing
Fed to the rules and I hit the server running
Didn't make sense to for live for fun
Your bans get big but your warns get dumb

So much to wait, so much to cry
So what's wrong with taking the ban?
You'll just die from bordom...



This was a slight downgrade from what you were probably expecting, but this is the best I can do with how bored I am. Which is quite strange, as most people are more creative when they are bored.

Proof - Im not a pussy who records rulebreakers 24/7 to then bitch about them to an admin, I dont have any proof to back this up. All I can say is that I learned my lesson.
well then you have no proof...

BIKERSCOUTARMY wrote: I know you're new to the community but please don't post shit

also I think that asking for a longer ban is totally full of the admin's choice and should be reconsidered more times

Me and the admin who banned you have decided to un ban you but keep in mind that we keep a eye on you. Don't ask for longer bans as well since we have no problem of doing that.



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