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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147305

S'up lads, Jesus Christ here. Back at it again with the white robes.

Ya boi has a couple parkour events occurring over the next few days. One is tonight, which'll be the hell course.
Rules:

1) You're not allowed to use suits (you can use Terroriser, EDF, Gold EDF, White Tuxedo, Red Dress, Designer Suit, Thief Outfit and Tuxedo Suit, but no suits that will give you a speed or jump advantage, or a weapon to use - you can use Mummy, but that's about it.)
1a) Weapons are prohibited. Doesn't matter what kind it is. Special, m9k, whatever.
2) No shortcuts. (I'll try and exclude any thing that might make a shortcut just to avoid confusion.) This also means no propsurfing to get back up, no building new props to not have to do a jump. I'm watching you shit face.
3) No destroying/altering the course. (Kinda the same as the above but not really.)
4) No killing other participants. Or pushing them. Or any of that shit. Watch and be happy you're there you miserable fucks (It's a timed course, so you'll be going one at a time, anyway. This shouldn't really happen. Pro'lly gonna god each participant tbh)
5) No ab00se. (Any staff members taking part are not permitted to use their powers. Though, this should be pretty fucking obvious from the get go.)
6) Each participant will be spectated. (This is just so I know you don't fuck up in any way.)
7) There will be checkpoints. But if you drop off before you reach the checkpoint, you'll be returned to the spawn (or the previous checkpoint). Now, I need you to remember that what this means is that any falls will only add to your time. So try and be careful!
8 ) One turn per participant.
9) You can only win one course. So if you are xxxProParkourPlayer4Lyfexxx and you manage to get the best time on both of the courses, you'll only win one of them (But your score will be posted on here, anyway).
9a) Alts can fuck off. One turn per participant means one turn per IP/Person in existence. If you're that desperate to win, team with a friend.
10) This one would probably be the exact same as rule 3, but I feel it's vital enough to make a rule all on its own. Please, for the love of god, if you're watching the current participant do the course:
Do not try and damage the course, do not try and kill them, and if you can, try and avoid distracting them.
If I see anyone doing this, you'll be immediately disqualified and returned to the spawn in the RP area.

So, how this'll work is you can play a couple of parkour courses over the next few days. Each one has the same reward, one Booster Pack. To earn that reward, you need to make it all the way to the end of the course - AND GET THE BEST TIME. As mentioned above, if you fall, you get returned to the last checkpoint, or the spawn if you haven't made it to a checkpoint. Every participant will be spectated, and you'll go one at a time. Yes, this is a long fucking process, but you guys can watch the player do their thing from the sidelines. It'll be held in the admin arena. So, if anyone breaks any of the above rules - you'll be returned to the RP spawn, and disqualified, even if you've already done your run of either course. IDGAF.

Every player's time will be recorded and put on here after the event. If you don't want your time put on here, let me know in advance and I won't put it here. Winners are excluded. If you win, your name and time will be put up - this is to avoid any players trying to get that sneaky second booster if they win again. I'll be doing my best to build a fairly difficult parkour zone for everyone, so be prepared to fall at least once.

As mentioned above, the player who finishes the course fastest out of all participants will be given the prize of the booster. Consolation/runner up prizes can be given, but they'll pro'lly be shit tbh

If all goes well, more prizes might be added. Donations are graciously accepted and will be added to the pot.


The first course will open at 19:30 BST, Sunday, 28th of July. (So tonight.)

ANY QUESTIONS, OR YOU NOTICE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE RULES AND SHIT, LEMME KNOW.
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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147306

bad :P :P
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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147307

Markus Chellwigg wrote:
bad :P :P

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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147316

Damn I out of town today, to bad I can’t win another Father Watson Parkour Event™.
Also don’t forget to add a rule where players waiting can’t use props to cause the players screen to shake since it is very distracting!
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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147317

I beat all the mineplex parkour in the lobbies, come at me.
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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147339

Event's gonna start in like 20 minutes lads get yourselves ready innit
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Calm Parkour: A Timed Event 5 years 3 months ago #1147345

Count me in B)
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