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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202457

I wanna be a melon,
But that guy RDM'd me.
Hoi took me over,
And molested me.

I'm a melon again,
But got RDM'd... Again,
Hoi took me over,
And got crushed by a crowbar.

I don't wanna be a melon no more,
I got addicted to bananas.
But a melon ain't a banana... No more,
Because Hoi molested me.

I wanna be a melon,
But I got RDM'd.

Recording is under-way... Probably?
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202467

damn hoi
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202471

Hois Life is Goals!
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202479

Damnit Hoi!
Melons are not made to be pleasured with.
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202484

Soon to be covered by yours truly
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202530

that was some good banter right there
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202532

Looking forward to the cover by Exrominem.
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202544

You actually done it, lmao.
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202580

Hoi wrote:
You actually done it, lmao.

Shut up, melon molester
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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202590

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The Melon Song. 8 years 6 months ago #202691

Fuck it i need to cover this for the banter and to challenge exrominem
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