Anyone claiming to be a troll is deluded. Being a troll is not a positive thing, and if you think that you have just invalidated your entire argument. By aspiring to be a troll you are proving you're immature.
Here is the definition of a troll:
In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion,[3] often for their own amusement.
See? Nothing to be proud of. There's a difference between trolling and having a bit of a laugh and you calling me a wannabee troll is pathetic. I have a joke, you troll for the sake of looking like a troll and it's stupid. Please, think before you speak so you don't sound like a numpty.
The fact that you have called me out in such a direct way on a thread intended for nothing more than light hearted banter is proof that you're the troll, and if you think that's a good thing then you win, congratulations.