TOPIC: 200,000 giveaway.

I'm quite poor, but I feel I've done a lot of bad things to people and I am gonna change I want to apologize to admins I've had a terrible attitude to, Nemesis I apologize for the attitude and thankyou for removing my warning also I want to put some great people below who made me feel welcome.
Morgan
Jetzy
Bob Raheem
DEADMONSTOR
There'll be more I can't remember though just all I want you to do is to comment below a funny joke, no competition I'll get a random name generator and pick somebody the winner will be revealed at tomorrow 2:00gmt I'm on server 2 I will get in contact with you via steam I'll post winner below.

I've got a joke but it's translated from French so very rude:

In a forest where a legendary big bear is known lives a hunter, a hunter that hunted him for a long time and finally he's about to get the only shot he ever got in his life. So he aims at the bear from behind a rock...starts shaking and sweating...shoots...and misses! The bear furiously lifts the hunter up and proceeds to rape the hunter. The Hunter with a bruised and swollen backdoor decides to try his luck again after some recovery time in hospital. So he hides again and takes a bigger gun with him..the bear appears... he hides behind a rock...aims..shoots and misses the bear AGAIN! So the bear proceeds to rape him another time. The hunter mad and angry, lands in the hospital again and cannot believe how lucky this bear is...so he takes on his arsenal and plans to get revenge during his recovery..so there he is again...behind the rock...hiding...aiming...The bear suddenly appears behind him and asks him..."Tell me...you're not here to hunt are you *blinks at the hunter*"

"My freind said a onion is the only food that can make you cry. So i threw a coconut at him. I'm not allowed to be within 500 feet of him anymore"

Very dark funny joke.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.