TOPIC: ZARP suggestions!

Now that I got your attention and ruined the 1337 topic milestone, I would like to propose some suggestions for the pile of shit community that represents.

Point #1: WEAPONRY

As everyone knows/is in denial of, M9K weaponry is wank. Balance is to M9K what the F1 System is to 9 year olds and as a result we have one weapon being the god of its kind (eg: psg for snipers) while everything else is as effective as a topaz printer.

The idea of removing M9K altogether and replacing it with something decent like FA:S has crossed my mind, but it has been discarded due to people not willing to see their months of afk printing go to waste and lose their precious milkor.
Therefore, two ideas (or none) arise:
1) The inclusion of the entire M9K arsenal, cause if we're used to use a crappy gun mod we should at least be able to use it to its full "potential."
2) The removal of said crappy gun mod and replacing M9K's nuclear devices with something made by another mod.
Also, do something about the grenades in SV1 because so far they are only RDM devices.
AND DO SOMETHING FOR THE GODDAMN FIST WEAPON ALREADY I DIDNT LEVEL STAMINA ONLY FOR THE INV CARRY LIMIT

Point #2: THE MOTD

The MOTD is the main page newbies and confused players go to whenever they have a question regarding the rules.
TRUTH: no living being gives a flying fuck about this thing excluding those poor idiots who go there actually hoping to achieve an answer.
Point being is that the MOTD is incredibly ambiguos: there are many situations in SSRP which make the "What If?" question arise and forces players to:
1) Take their own course of action (or be a smartass) to then get warned.
2) Ask an admin and waste time on an F1 which is resolved by <15 words.

So far, this is it, people of !
If you want to tell me that these ideas are shit and I should commit suicide or compliment me and give some constructive criticism which I'll ignore feel free to!
ALSO WHEATLEY SLEPT WITH ANNA FOR TE ADMIN POWERS K?

i saw the topic and i thought krist was cheating on me

Why, oh admin, I am trying to suggest something which I think would make ZARP a bett-
wait nvm 50+ mil keep your milkor n shit

im saying what i think:

it looks more like ur bitching on how the zarp server is and want to bring a change that most people wont like

it looks like ur just mad

Giving an old & unfunny gif of a cat does not quite deliver the same message.
Is it an idea that most people wont like? Obviously.
Most people didn't like Abe Lincoln's abolishment of slavery either. What most people hate usually turns out for the best.
And "bitching" would be something among the lines of "omfg this server sucks the admins are [something i cant post or forum ban] and my cousin works at valve". And I'm not mad either, since should this idea be denied I will not ragequit from ZARP and go to KDG.
I simply mentioned the fact that M9K is a terribly unbalanced weapon mod, and that if we have to stick with it, we should atleast add all of the weapons it provides. What's wrong with that?

Clickbait title, butthurt about SSRP servers.

My advice don't waste my time with a clickbait title and if you don't like the servers no one is keeping you here

I did make the title "clickbait" on purpose hoping someone with a sense of humor would approach (sadly no results yet).
and i never said i disliked zarp lol

ἶ7ოօօძყ009 wrote:
This sums this up perfectly moody <3

Apparently people can have 50 milion in Zarp$ and 18 inches on their e-peen yet no sense of humor (rip i guess?)
All I tried was suggest something: instead of getting a valid counter-argument (EG: We should keep weapons in Zarp as it is because ___) all I have is gifs from 9gag and being called butthurt.
Let us wait and see if the end justifies the means amirite

Bizhɑɑp wrote:
if you put it that way i cant disagree, i also wish for all the weapons to be added.

its just the way you made you're suggestion that made it look like u were very mad

also, sorry for offending you earlier

DeathRazor213 wrote:

Bizhɑɑp wrote:
Then use the suggestion template.